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[Kim Kardashian]
<i>This season, on</i> The Kardashians...

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Hi, everybody!

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At the end of the day,
beyond all the glitz and the glam,

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we are just one, big, regular family.

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[bleep] that hoe.

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Listen, you little brat.

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[bleep] off.

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[♪ "Drama" by aespa playing]

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<i>♪ I bring drama-ma-ma-ma ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With my girls in the back ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Girls in the back, drama ♪</i>

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I've gotten the partner.
I've gotten the manufacturer.

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- I've gotten the funding together.
- You're a [bleep] doer, bitch.

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[Kim] Well, I'm saying watch,
for years, she's wanted to do this.

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Yeah. For years, I wanted
to [bleep] grow to be 5'8".

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Oh.

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You don't realize that you sometimes
have a stick up your ass?

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Sisters can be vicious and brutal.

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♪

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You are going through a lot right now
and you're taking it out on me.

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And I could, in a way,
handle it, but only for so long.

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Like, live your [bleep] life.

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Get out!

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Yeah, [bleep] lazy-ass bitch.

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Trust me.
This is nothing.

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I had my scan.

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[crying] They found a cyst
and, like, a little tumor.

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[Kylie Jenner]
<i>Why is it okay? It's 2024</i>.

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Like, to talk about
someone's looks so much?

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Yeah.

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<i>Your personal life being
in the media can make anything</i>

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<i>10 times more stressful
than what it already is.</i>

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Like, I've never cried about this before,
but I guess it does affect me.

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It would affect anyone.

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I will get involved
when I [bleep] wanna get involved

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because nobody will tell
me not to get involved

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when it comes to one of my kids.

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[Khloé Kardashian]
Why are you crying?

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[Khloé] She's not
gonna change her mind.

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You enable her.

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[Kris Jenner]
<i>Growing up in the public eye,</i>

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<i>it's much more magnified
and it's much more emotional and scary</i>

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<i>when you're doing it
in front of the whole world.</i>

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[laughter]

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- Woo!
- Cheers.

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Oh, Mom!
I don't have clothes on!

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[Kim]
Woo! I did it!

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[Khloé]
It is so [bleep] nice out here.

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[all]
Cheers!

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♪

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What if you have your baby on Halloween?

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- Who wouldn't want Halloween?
- You're a better girl than I.

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[whispers]
We knew that.

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She's ready to pop.

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What if your water broke, like, right now?

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[Kourtney Kardashian Barker]
<i>Well, let's not say that</i>

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'cause I need to, like, have sex.

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I need a martini.

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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[Kourtney yells]

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[screaming]

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[Khloé]
Woo!

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♪

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[♪ music climaxes]

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- [Kim] Hi, Gypsy.
- Hi!

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Welcome back to Season Five,
mother-[bleep].

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♪

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

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<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ha ♪</i>

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- [Melissa Kolker] <i>It's wild.</i>
- [Kourtney] <i>I love being pregnant.</i>

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- I thought you did.
- [Jessica Wolfson] I did.

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- You did, right?
- [Melissa] Yeah, I did.

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[crosstalk]

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I feel like I still get,
like, phantom kicks.

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[Kourtney]
I feel like it's empowering.

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It is, and to give birth and then
to, like, feed from your breasts?

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- Yeah.
- Like, just milk spurting out everywhere.

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You know Melissa Kolker has a trick?

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- No, I can't do it anymore!
- Oh, really?!

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I could get a good squirt
across the room and then...

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[Kourtney] Like, a long squirt,
more than I could squirt

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when I had tons of milk.

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It's really good for you.
So, like, I would take, like,

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a shot of it if I didn't feel well.

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- Do you drink regular milk?
- [Jessica] I do.

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- You would.
- [laughter]

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I would see that.
I can see that.

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I feel great.

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I feel the oxytocin
and all the good pregnancy

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hormones.

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I have, like, "pinch me" moments
all day long where I'm like,

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"Wait, we're, like, really having a baby."

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Hi, baby.

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[Travis Barker] [over phone]
<i>Goin' on stage. I love you.</i>

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I love you and I hope
you have the best show.

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- Do you want me to say your prayer?
<i>- Sure.</i>

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Dear Lord Jesus, I pray that you
keep a wall of fire around Travis.

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May he have the best show and protect
him from the fire and the riser

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and keep his head clear
and his fingers safe

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and that he has the best show.
In Jesus's name. Amen.

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[Travis] <i>Thank you, God. Amen.
I love you, babe.</i>

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<i>- I'll call you after my show.</i>
- I love you. Have the best show.

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Mwah.

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How many weeks are you?

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- Thirty-one and a half.
- [Sarah Howard] Amazing.

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- Not really.
- [Sarah] She's like, "No."

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- [Melissa chuckles]
- [Kourtney] Um,

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- I...
- So, Travis left when?

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Uh, two days ago.

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[Kourtney]
<i>We had planned a scan at home,</i>

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so that all the kids could see the baby,

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and Travis was leaving...
about to leave for tour.

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The doctor who will come
to the house to do the scan

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is a high-risk doctor who's

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really detailed and thorough
at looking for everything.

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And something caught his eye
where he wanted me to see,

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um, a couple specialists

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and I had to go in for fetal surgery

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where, like, they do surgery on the baby,

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which was terrifying.

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You knew the night before
that you were gonna have it

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- in the morning.
- [Jessica] That's, like, so stressful.

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- So stressful. Yeah.
- [Jessica] And you were, like,

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- by yourself?
- Yeah, I was like, "Who can take me?"

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'Cause they were like,
"You can't eat or drink

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and someone has to drive you."

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And then my mom took me
and then that's when Travis flew home.

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The thing that was awful
was his Wi-Fi was broken on the plane.

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- [Melissa] Oh, my God.
- So, the whole time,

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- he couldn't get updated.
- [crosstalk]

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And you were already in the hospital
or you had the procedure?

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[Kourtney] He took off and then I think
I had it, like, a couple hours later,

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and I was sending him updates
and my mom was sending

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- him updates.
- [Sarah] And it was going green?

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- [crosstalk]
- Yeah, and he couldn't get, um, anything

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and he kept checking the whole...
every two hours on the plane.

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Like, "Can you reset the Wi-Fi?"

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And they were like, "It broke
on the last... like two flights ago."

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By the time he got home,
I had already had my surgery

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'cause it was, like,
they had to do it right away.

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So, my mom took me to the surgery

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and then, Travis,
as soon as he landed,

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came straight to the hospital

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and then took over
and slept at the hospital with me.

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[Jessica]
He loves you so much.

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- [Melissa] Yeah.
- It's really, like...

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I said to him after, I was like,
"You're really my husband."

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[friends]
Aww.

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But he was, like...

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[Sarah] Didn't it feel good
to have that partnership,

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- though?
- Yeah, totally.

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Do they know how quickly
it manifested itself?

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- Because don't you get the scans often?
- [Kourtney] It was, it was quick.

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- Yeah, it was quick.
- [Sarah] So, you caught it early then.

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- The timing of it was miraculous.
- [Jessica] Oh, wow.

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Like, that, like, saved everything.

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I just feel so grateful that,

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ya know, how everything played out

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<i>and for the doctors that really
helped to make the best decisions</i>

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that really saved our baby.

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Dr. Rad was like,
"That was a trauma

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"and, like, I want you guys
to be able to, like, take a second

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and know that that was really traumatic."

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There's some superpower that I have that,

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in emergency situations,
I get really calm

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and then right when
we left I was like, "Okay."

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I could take a deep breath,
I could cry, I could get it out.

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I probably cried more than
you cried, [chuckles] um...

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I just know your whole
journey to get here,

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you just have such great faith
in-in a higher power that

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you knew that this was...

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- that you were gonna get pregnant.
- Mm-hmm.

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Like, when everyone was telling you,
"No, it can't happen. It can't happen."

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[exhales]
The whole thing.

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Literally, I feel like
I'm having a hot flash.

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- [Kourtney] Oh, my gosh.
- [Sarah] It's giving me anxiety.

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So many people, like,
they were s-so grateful that

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I posted something about it because

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<i>they said so many people don't feel
comfortable even telling their friends</i>

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<i>or their family members</i>

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<i>because they're, like,
did they do something wrong,</i>

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<i>or different things.</i>

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But my doctor's like,
"There's nothing that you did wrong.

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"It's not age-related.

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It's, like, just a super rare
thing that happened."

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But then I was like,
after this happened, I was like,

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"God's got this.
We're good.

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"This is a miracle
and we're just

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gonna be super positive."

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Your whole journey has just been...
it's a beautiful journey,

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but it's really, you know,
it's been intense

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- and you're at the finish line.
- Yeah.

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- And you feel good.
- I feel good.

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- But I also felt good, so I'm, like...
- [Jessica] Yeah.

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...if I don't feel movement
for, like, five minutes,

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I'm, like, shaking him up.

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Because of the emergency
fetal surgery that I had to have,

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I'm now, like, mostly on bedrest

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because there's...
a hole in the amniotic sac

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from where they had
to go in to the surgery.

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<i>So, I'm not allowed to drive,</i>

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<i>I'm not allowed to stand
for more than 20 minutes.</i>

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I'm really not leaving
the house, in other words.

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Did you guys get
my baby shower invite?

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- [friends] Yes.
- [Kourtney] I haven't seen it.

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- She never sent it to me.
- Oh, it's so cute.

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- It's so cute.
- Is it supposed to be a surprise, though?

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- [Kourtney] I don't know. I don't know.
- Like, the theme and everything?

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- [crosstalk]
- Yeah, I'm definitely not blowing that.

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I mean, I gave ideas
of, like, just vintage Disney...

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- [Jessica] Yeah.
- ...but I don't know what...

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Okay, so you know
it's, like, Disney theme?

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- [Kourtney] Yeah.
- Okay.

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My mom was asking me
about the food and I was like,

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"What? There's no mention of pretzels?"
Ya know, Mickey Mouse pretzels?

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And there's no Disneyland churros?

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We have to have those.
Those are iconic.

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How amazing would that be?
She agreed.

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And then, beyond that,
I was like, "You know what? Enjoy."

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I know how much she loves to do it

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and I think it's really one
of my lessons in life this year

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is to not plan, like,
overly plan and control.

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<i>Okay, who wants to move that tray?
'Cause I'm not allowed to move anything.</i>

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[laughter]

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[♪ "Work Bitch" by Britney Spears playing]

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<i>♪ Bring it on, ring the alarm ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't stop now, just be the champion ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You want a Maserati? ♪</i>

230
00:10:17,490 --> 00:10:18,529
<i>♪ You better work, bitch ♪</i>

231
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:22,779
Last year, I made a commitment
to myself that I was gonna slow down.

232
00:10:22,780 --> 00:10:23,869
Wow.

233
00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:26,079
<i>- Take some time off.
- ♪ No time to quit now ♪</i>

234
00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:29,789
I was [bleep] lying to myself
'cause I've never been busier

235
00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:33,209
and it's just...
it's just who I am.

236
00:10:33,210 --> 00:10:35,880
<i>Being busy and working
is my happy place.</i>

237
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:37,970
<i>♪ You better work, bitch ♪</i>

238
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,799
<i>I'm in New York.
I'm here for just 24 hours</i>

239
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,599
<i>and I've got Paris coming up.</i>

240
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,929
<i>♪ Live in a big mansion? ♪</i>

241
00:10:43,930 --> 00:10:46,060
- [camera clicking]
<i>- ♪ Party in France? ♪</i>

242
00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:47,560
<i>♪ You better work, bitch ♪</i>

243
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,560
<i>♪ You better work, bitch ♪</i>

244
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:51,560
<i>♪ You better work, bitch ♪</i>

245
00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:54,900
Has Kim Kardashian slowed down?

246
00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:56,739
No.

247
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,450
<i>♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪</i>

248
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,109
I'm running a business,
back and forth from meetings

249
00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:03,829
and I'm in law school
and on top of that,

250
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,999
<i>I'm a mom of four
and it is the most important job.</i>

251
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,329
<i>♪ Now get to work, bitch ♪</i>

252
00:11:09,330 --> 00:11:10,419
I have a new agent.

253
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:14,249
I sound so Hollywood,
but I'm not in that world yet.

254
00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,880
I have to prove myself.

255
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:17,920
<i>♪ Break it down ♪</i>

256
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:23,009
I don't know.
[softly] I'm like, "I don't know."

257
00:11:23,010 --> 00:11:24,219
Love. Wow.

258
00:11:24,220 --> 00:11:26,599
- [whispers] Help me.
<i>- ♪ You better work, bitch ♪</i>

259
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,769
S.O.S.

260
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,849
[♪ upbeat funk music playing]

261
00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:32,350
[birds cawing]

262
00:11:32,770 --> 00:11:33,979
<i>♪ Ooh! ♪</i>

263
00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:36,070
♪ [echoes] <i>Yeah ♪</i>

264
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,580
Hello?

265
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:51,369
Season Five,
which means, by the way,

266
00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:55,129
if you add in the 20 seasons
we did previously

267
00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,669
and these five seasons,
that's 25 seasons.

268
00:11:57,670 --> 00:12:02,889
So, I think somebody should
give me a 25th anniversary gift.

269
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:05,639
How 'bout that?
Aren't you glad you brought that up?

270
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,889
- [Scott Disick] Yello!
- There you are.

271
00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:10,139
Wow, somebody's lost a lotta weight.

272
00:12:10,140 --> 00:12:14,149
- Wearin' my new glasses, I see.
- Look at the glasses you bought me!

273
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,559
- Hi.
- Oh, is that what you were tellin'

274
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:16,649
- me about?
- Hi.

275
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:18,149
- Yeah, but I got you some.
- You look great!

276
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:19,939
<i>Scott looks great.</i>

277
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:24,239
And I know that he has
really struggled the last year or so.

278
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,279
You're really livin' large these days.

279
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,580
I've gained a lotta weight here
'cause of my back.

280
00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:32,329
[Khloé] <i>This is probably
the unhealthiest I've seen him.</i>

281
00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:35,209
And I felt like he was
not in the best place

282
00:12:35,210 --> 00:12:36,879
and it made me really sad.

283
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,959
[Khloé]
Wow, you're really being healthy.

284
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,509
- Lemme show you this trick.
- Lemme throw it.

285
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,760
- Lemme throw it.
- To me?

286
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,889
[laughing]
Scott.

287
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,719
[Scott] I get nervous
throwin' balls in your face.

288
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:49,429
I'm used to someone with better aim.

289
00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:52,309
- Alright, you ready? Hello!
- Scott.

290
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:54,389
Listen, I'm not
a [bleep] basketball player.

291
00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:55,769
Well, yeah, that's what I'm used to.

292
00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:57,859
- So, are you... C-Can you not?
- Obviously. What are they like?

293
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,189
- Shooting hoops?
- Like, throwing balls in my mouth.

294
00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:04,779
Season Five, we are back,
almost like we never left.

295
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:07,989
It might feel that way to some.
[whispers] Me.

296
00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:09,579
- Can you do a better job?
- Alright, hold on.

297
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:13,119
[Khloé]
<i>Everything is really great right now.</i>

298
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,959
I think I'm still shedding my 30s.

299
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,460
I just wanna be
with my kids, enjoy my home.

300
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,129
Ha-ha. Yes!
[clapping]

301
00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:26,589
Just dumb, regular-shmegular shit.

302
00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:27,929
How's Mason?

303
00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:30,849
He's great.
He's been really unbelievable.

304
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:32,270
And, like, we're closer than ever.

305
00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:36,769
And he's extremely excited

306
00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:39,979
about his new car that you
promised him in three years.

307
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:41,569
- So, he looks...
- Thirty-six months.

308
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:44,440
- He'll be 14 in, like, two months.
- Yeah.

309
00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:50,279
But you lied to me and said that
I had a government license.

310
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,869
- What?!
- So, you're the one who told me that

311
00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:55,409
- I was allowed to take the kids to school.
- Why... Wait, what?!

312
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,249
You drove the kids to school

313
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,079
- without a license?!
- At 14!

314
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,999
And she said you had
a government license?

315
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,339
- [Khloé] So, I couldn't drive and...
- This is insane.

316
00:14:03,340 --> 00:14:04,589
...I was a great driver.

317
00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:09,679
A government-issued license
in the state of California

318
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,259
is something I think I made up.
[chuckles]

319
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:15,770
A government-issued license is...

320
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,350
bullshit.

321
00:14:17,351 --> 00:14:19,019
It was a little bit
different back then.

322
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:23,279
Don't judge me...
until you've walked in my shoes.

323
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,489
We're all going to jail.
[laughs]

324
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,199
She would've had
all of her kids taken away

325
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,279
- if this story came out when we were...
- Totally. Yeah.

326
00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,489
- [Scott] Oh, my God. Right.
- This one, I used to... She used to...

327
00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:35,119
With my "government license"
before I could drive,

328
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,539
we would all go out
to, like, The Standard,

329
00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:39,629
- that hotel.
- [Kris] Yeah.

330
00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,129
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
By the Mondrian.

331
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,299
- Mom got shitfaced.
- Really?

332
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,509
[Khloé] And she was like...
She... And it was only her and I.

333
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,589
I'm driving on the freeway, I'm 15,

334
00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:50,219
I'm not, like, qual... like,

335
00:14:50,220 --> 00:14:51,929
- this is a lot for me.
- [Scott] Right.

336
00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:54,679
And then she's just ha...
head hangin' out, whatever.

337
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,769
Like, that's not what you're

338
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,349
- supposed to do.
- No warning!

339
00:14:57,350 --> 00:15:00,189
All of a sudden, bleh.
And we're on the freeway.

340
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:03,359
- Oh, and it hits the car?
- It shoots back... No, into me!

341
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,779
It comes back into the car?!

342
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:08,859
And I start crying.
I go, "Please! Mom, Mom!"

343
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:11,279
- And, and she kept throwing up.
- You are a role model.

344
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:14,159
- [laughing]
- No, listen, she was throwing up,

345
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,909
and I w... I had this,
let me tell you, I know the coat.

346
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:21,079
Kim and her ex-husband,
the first one, bought me this coat.

347
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,459
It was the most expensive
thing I ever owned.

348
00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:25,299
- It was shearling.
- To this day?

349
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,299
[Khloé] <i>It was just...
I remember white shearling.</i>

350
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:31,679
It was navy suede on the outside.
That's what I was wearing.

351
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:36,139
And you can't get acidic throwup
out of suede. Okay?

352
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:40,439
I take her home,
we pull in, Mom is such a legend.

353
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,359
You know when you go
on the house phone, you all call?

354
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,859
- And she goes, "Bruce!"
- She all calls.

355
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,939
- "Clean it up!"
- "Bruce, I need you to know I threw up

356
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:51,489
and if we don't clean it now,
the paint's gonna peel!"

357
00:15:51,490 --> 00:15:56,660
He hosed my jacket down too
and R.I.P. to the jacket.

358
00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,459
Have you not seen that bullshit
she's doin' right now?

359
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,749
Say whatever you want.

360
00:16:01,750 --> 00:16:04,499
<i>There is this new documentary
about our family</i>

361
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,509
and apparently,
whoever, has been calling

362
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:11,299
people that have either
once been in our lives

363
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,799
or are in our lives
to do the documentary

364
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:19,559
and no one really has agreed
to do it, except for Caitlyn.

365
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,979
[interviewer] [in recording]
<i>What was it like working with your wife?</i>

366
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,599
[Caitlyn Jenner] [recording]
<i>Anyway, here we go.</i>

367
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,690
Ugh.

368
00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:31,449
Well, shoot me, I wanted
to be more than just a housewife.

369
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:33,160
Okay, so...

370
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,320
kill me.

371
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:38,989
Caitlyn is completely free
to do whatever she wants.

372
00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:43,289
I do find it strange that she
would agree to do a documentary

373
00:16:43,290 --> 00:16:48,919
that I would imagine isn't trying
to paint us in the most beautiful light.

374
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:53,259
I just know she wouldn't
like that about her.

375
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:56,509
I got so many text messages saying like,

376
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,219
"Doesn't that hurt your feelings,

377
00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:01,389
that, like, this is what, you know,
your stepdad says about you?"

378
00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:03,689
And it honestly doesn't.

379
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,309
I had such a great stepdad who raised me.

380
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:09,479
So, like, none of those
things that are said,

381
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:13,899
even if twisted or whatever
are gonna make me think differently

382
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:16,159
of, like, the, the life I had.

383
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,329
People have pointed fingers
at her over the years

384
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:21,539
as if she was the one
that instigated being mean

385
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,539
or being unkind
or being this or being that

386
00:17:23,540 --> 00:17:26,379
- or not understanding.
- No, she... People didn't, Caitlyn did.

387
00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,459
- Caitlyn always made you look like that.
- [Kris] Yeah, yeah.

388
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:30,589
That's what I'm tryin' to say,
but even more so now than ever.

389
00:17:30,590 --> 00:17:32,759
Even a few years ago,
when she asked for, like, help

390
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:35,969
with the YouTube channel
and she still gave a helping hand.

391
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:37,049
She still tried to help.

392
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:39,719
She still went out
of her way and now this?

393
00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,479
This was my dad for 24 years.
Like, it hurts me too.

394
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,690
- I could totally understand that.
- And I was very close to Bruce.

395
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:47,099
- Right.
- [Khloé] Bruce and I...

396
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,439
I used to lay in bed with him
and watch [bleep] <i>Unsolved Mysteries</i>

397
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,279
and all this shit all the time.

398
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,529
- He was an unsolved mystery.
- Ugh! [bleep].

399
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:56,279
Okay, what are we talkin' about?

400
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:59,369
Um, I have to go pack for Paris.

401
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,079
- [Scott] So, what are you...
- Are you coming?

402
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,289
- What is Paris?
- [Kris] Paris Fashion Week.

403
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:05,369
Oh, my God, I forgot about that.

404
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:06,919
- Are you gonna come?
- [Khloé] I don't know.

405
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,329
[Kris]
Oh, come on.

406
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:09,999
- It's so chill.
- [Kris] Scott's gonna stay there

407
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,129
and take care of the kids,
do the carpool.

408
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:13,959
- So much work.
- [Scott] You gotta get fitted.

409
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,339
Different outfit for every day.

410
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:17,379
- Different situations.
- No, I'm going for 12 hours.

411
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,849
- For what?
- I don't know, 'cause I'm with Kim.

412
00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:22,139
There's a couple things
that are holding me back

413
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:24,849
from wanting to go to Paris.

414
00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:29,689
School has just started
and the school routine is a routine

415
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:33,569
and especially, when Kim told me
we're in Paris for 12 hours,

416
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,569
that didn't really seal the deal for me.

417
00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:40,699
<i>Kim can fly by the seat
of her pants, but it's not me.</i>

418
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,949
<i>Like, I'm not gonna change who I am.</i>

419
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:46,329
I was like, "You know what,
I actually don't care to do this.

420
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:48,039
I would rather be with my kids."

421
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,499
- I have to go pack. I'm a very busy girl.
- You don't pack yourself.

422
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,499
Well, I organize and I...

423
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,220
So, you throw it out there
and you say... [snaps]

424
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,929
[♪ upbeat music playing]

425
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:03,259
<i>♪ Now I'm fresh and clean ♪</i>

426
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,349
<i>♪ I'm smellin' like a flower ♪</i>

427
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:05,469
<i>♪ And my dress is mean ♪</i>

428
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:06,639
<i>♪ I feel I got the power ♪</i>

429
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,189
<i>♪ Have self-esteem,
I'm beamin', dreamin' ♪</i>

430
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,269
<i>♪ Of the time I'm gonna have a night ♪</i>

431
00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:12,399
<i>♪ Where's the party at? ♪</i>

432
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,359
<i>♪ I'm gonna take flight ♪</i>

433
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,779
Hello?

434
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:19,109
Oh.
Hi, it's me!

435
00:19:19,110 --> 00:19:21,240
- Todd Kraines.
- [laughter]

436
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,739
- Hi!
- Hey!

437
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:27,699
Tristan has just been signed
back to the Cleveland Cavaliers.

438
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,459
- How are ya?
- [Tristan Thompson] Good, how are you?

439
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,539
[Khloé]
Good.

440
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:33,039
<i>He is about to go to Cleveland
in the next couple days</i>

441
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,209
and the bird's leaving the nest.

442
00:19:35,210 --> 00:19:39,629
Go fly, little bird, go fly.
Don't come back anytime soon.

443
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:42,259
- How's your day goin'?
- [Tristan] Good. Packing.

444
00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:46,309
I feel like the past
couple years have been,

445
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,270
I don't know if traumatic
is too big of a word.

446
00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,689
But I feel like... Okay.
I feel like the past couple years

447
00:19:52,690 --> 00:19:56,689
or maybe the past decade
has really been a very

448
00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:58,779
heavy time in my life.

449
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:02,909
And I don't necessarily get
a lot of time to just, like, heal.

450
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,949
I thought you weren't
packing a lotta stuff.

451
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,449
Even when you say
you're not packin' a lot,

452
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:07,739
- you still bring a lot.
- Oh yeah.

453
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:08,829
[Tristan]
Right?

454
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:10,659
And so,
I am just taking time for me,

455
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,079
and I'm not doing anything special.

456
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,169
I'm not doing anything different,

457
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:15,249
[groans]

458
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:16,749
<i>but I just wanna be
in the moment more.</i>

459
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:19,840
I wanna put my energy
into things that make me happy.

460
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:21,970
How are you feeling about leaving?

461
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,849
I guess it's bittersweet, it's a lot.

462
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:28,059
Going to Cleveland
and-and-and not having Amari there

463
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,349
with me is definitely
gonna be tough.

464
00:20:29,350 --> 00:20:32,439
Well, he's better here
'cause this is where his doctors are

465
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:35,309
and it's better for him
to be around family and the kids.

466
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,149
That's gonna be the...
probably the challenging part,

467
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:39,739
not havin' that team,
that-that team at home

468
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,199
to lean on when things get tough.

469
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,609
I don't know if you remember
when you first came back here,

470
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,529
- that was a transition for you...
- Mm-hmm.

471
00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:47,369
...not having your basketball routine

472
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,869
and then you're like...
"I'm doing this routine?"

473
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,499
Not like it's bad,
but you just had to, like,

474
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,289
get reprogrammed into doing that

475
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:56,839
and then it's basically
what you're gonna be doing now.

476
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,050
Like, it's just a reprogramming and...

477
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,469
it's a short time period
in the grand scheme of things.

478
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,679
Mm-hmm.
Daddy gotta go work.

479
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,849
The move in
and all of these changes,

480
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,970
it was still just
so overwhelming for me.

481
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:12,769
[Tristan]
Oh, they put the blinds up! Okay, awesome.

482
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:15,809
And so, now, like, even just
when he moved into his house

483
00:21:15,810 --> 00:21:18,979
and I had my home back,
I was like, [sigh of relief].

484
00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,689
[Tristan]
This is little Tutu's room.

485
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,279
[Khloé]
It's so cute.

486
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:26,659
Now that he's going to Cleveland,
I can imagine I'll just feel a relief.

487
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,489
[Tristan]
See the picture I have right here?

488
00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:31,949
I don't care who it is.
I need a... I need space.

489
00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:35,420
I mean, we can just combine both houses
and just live one, big, happy family.

490
00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,629
- No.
- Just make a big trail, like a,

491
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,049
like a big tunnel, you know?

492
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,419
- Like a overpass...
- Mm-hmm.

493
00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:43,219
...from here to-to-to your house.

494
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:44,759
- [Khloé] That's normal.
- Yeah.

495
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,679
- Like...
- I know, we were a great dynamic duo,

496
00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,099
you know, like,
peanut butter and jelly?

497
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,350
You know I'm always gonna
come with these: fire and ice...

498
00:21:51,890 --> 00:21:53,270
salt and pepper...

499
00:21:55,730 --> 00:21:56,730
Batman and Robin.

500
00:21:56,731 --> 00:21:59,939
[Khloé] <i>Like, come on, let's just...
You know where I stand.</i>

501
00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:02,399
Are you just naming,
like, random two things?

502
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:03,569
[Tristan]
Yeah.

503
00:22:03,570 --> 00:22:06,149
Sometimes I hate
how much I have to think

504
00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:10,529
and be on guard
to not do anything that might

505
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,789
<i>ever give a glimmer that there's hope.</i>

506
00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:14,870
M'kay.

507
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:17,710
Thank you.

508
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,420
Okay, thank you.
You gotta let go.

509
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,420
- Don't walk so close to me.
- [Tristan laughs]

510
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:32,469
Yep. They really don't.

511
00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:35,599
They just don't leave,
even when you ask them to.

512
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,190
They just keep stayin'.

513
00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:42,980
Well...

514
00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:45,360
alright.

515
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:49,529
[sighs]
It's never gonna end.

516
00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:50,620
Bye.

517
00:22:53,910 --> 00:22:56,910
[♪ upbeat music playing]

518
00:23:04,250 --> 00:23:06,589
- Your dress is amazing.
- Okay, I'm excited to see.

519
00:23:06,590 --> 00:23:07,799
And I would love you to try it...

520
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,430
- Of course.
- [Kendall Jenner] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

521
00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:13,639
Season Five.
Welcome back.

522
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,970
- [producer] How's it goin'?
- It's goin' great.

523
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,020
I wanna say something.

524
00:23:21,021 --> 00:23:24,399
I feel like I am, obviously,
the most boring sister,

525
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,609
but, like, [laughing] genuinely,
like, I watched the show back

526
00:23:27,610 --> 00:23:30,239
and I'm just like,
"I talk about the same thing

527
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,529
over and over again."

528
00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:32,909
I'm always talkin'
'bout my baby horse,

529
00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:35,739
my [bleep] horses,
and then, like, uh, my anxiety.

530
00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:38,289
The type of anxiety that I suffer from.

531
00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:40,249
<i>Lot of anxiety in settings like this.</i>

532
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:42,289
That's my horse right here,
the mixed colored one.

533
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,959
I'm having a baby... horse.

534
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,469
"Boring" is a really negative word,
that's for sure, 'cause I'm not boring,

535
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,089
and ask any one
of my best friends.

536
00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:52,339
I am a good time, 'kay?

537
00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:53,849
- It's gonna be fun. I'm excited!
- Yeah.

538
00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:56,100
I am in Paris for Fashion Week.

539
00:23:57,810 --> 00:23:59,599
- I'm excited, perfect.
- [designer] It's supposed to be

540
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,689
super long.

541
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,649
I am walking the Victoria Beckham Show.

542
00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:04,609
<i>We have a L'Oréal fashion show.</i>

543
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:05,689
You like?

544
00:24:05,690 --> 00:24:07,899
And tonight, I have dinner with Kylie,

545
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:09,319
<i>which I'm excited about.</i>

546
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,609
<i>I really love alone time with Kylie.</i>

547
00:24:11,610 --> 00:24:13,119
<i>I think we're both pretty busy,</i>

548
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,029
<i>so when we get to have
these one-on-one moments,</i>

549
00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:16,739
<i>it's always really special.</i>

550
00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:19,199
I know, you really did your thing, guys.

551
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,749
Right?
I mean, only the best for you.

552
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:22,830
[Kendall]
<i>Thank you.</i>

553
00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:32,589
This [bleep] whore
just made me wait for an hour.

554
00:24:32,590 --> 00:24:34,089
Just have to take
a selfie really quick.

555
00:24:34,090 --> 00:24:36,809
- [producer laughing]
- [laughs] No, no, seriously,

556
00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,269
- I look really good right now.
- [laughter]

557
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,519
- [camera clicks]
- Hot.

558
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,309
Anyway, what, what were you saying?

559
00:24:44,310 --> 00:24:47,649
Hi, Season Five.
It feels good to be back.

560
00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:49,439
I haven't sat in this chair in a while.

561
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,939
What are you laughing at?

562
00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:53,489
She just made me wait for an hour

563
00:24:53,490 --> 00:24:56,779
in her hotel room
for her to do a photo shoot.

564
00:24:56,780 --> 00:24:58,079
[Kylie]
Whatever!

565
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,079
- And now we are finally on our way.
- It's Fashion Week!

566
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,999
Well, you could've done
your photo shoot after dinner!

567
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,169
- But Kendall...
- And, and had some consideration

568
00:25:06,170 --> 00:25:09,049
- for my time.
- Oh, oh, that's gonna be really hard.

569
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:12,130
[♪ French pop music playing]

570
00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:20,720
♪

571
00:25:24,310 --> 00:25:26,400
[Kendall]
Did you try this? This is so yum.

572
00:25:26,730 --> 00:25:28,649
- Are they hearts?
- Are they hearts?

573
00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:29,939
- [server] Yeah.
- So cute.

574
00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,650
[Kendall]
Oh, my God! So cute.

575
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,989
- How's everything with everything?
- [both chuckling]

576
00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:38,659
My drama is that I went
to the Dolce & Gabbana show.

577
00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:40,119
They wanted me to, like, walk out

578
00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:41,499
- right before the show.
- Mm-hmm.

579
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,789
[Kylie]
<i>I was having the best time.</i>

580
00:25:42,790 --> 00:25:45,289
<i>I was, like, taking pictures,
I was just chatting with everyone.</i>

581
00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:46,379
Hi!

582
00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:49,039
<i>Then, as I walked out, Kendall,</i>

583
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:50,589
<i>and I saw everyone sitting,</i>

584
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:53,339
- then I realized, "Oh, shit."
- Everyone's gonna say, yeah.

585
00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:56,509
"Everyone sitting here
for the last hour is gonna think

586
00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:58,759
- that they were waiting for me."
- Yeah, yeah. [laughs]

587
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,349
The show started, it's fine.

588
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,599
And then, then, of course,
all these reporters that are there

589
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,019
start going on TikTok and like,

590
00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:07,059
"Well, then, like, you know,
this is how the Dolce show went

591
00:26:07,060 --> 00:26:09,859
"and Kylie held the show up
for 47 minutes.

592
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:11,529
We're all waiting there for Kylie."

593
00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:12,859
And I'm like... [gasps].

594
00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:15,359
Bonding with Kendall is the best.

595
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:20,659
I'm just so grateful to have
a sister so close in age to me.

596
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:22,160
I mean, she's, like, really old.

597
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:26,039
<i>We accept each other for who we are.
Opposites attract.</i>

598
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,959
That is true.
And we're just a good team.

599
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,960
- [laughter]
- Kendall.

600
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,430
[♪ "Amaryllis" by The London
West End Orchestra playing]

601
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,899
[Kris]
Can I get one that says "Kris"?

602
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,400
[worker]
Absolutely.

603
00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,650
[Kris] This is so cute.
I can't take it.

604
00:26:57,570 --> 00:26:59,410
Thank you, guys.

605
00:27:00,570 --> 00:27:01,780
Alright.

606
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:06,999
I am so excited for Kourtney to see
what we've done for her baby shower.

607
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,079
Hi!

608
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,669
Kourtney's favorite thing is Disney

609
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:13,129
and we've been going to Disneyland
since Kourtney was born,

610
00:27:13,130 --> 00:27:16,759
<i>so this is a very special place
in Kourtney's heart.</i>

611
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,299
[Mindy Weiss]
I'm gonna get those hats done.

612
00:27:18,300 --> 00:27:20,089
- Okay. Okay.
- I'll be right back.

613
00:27:20,090 --> 00:27:22,889
[Kris]
<i>So, I thought I'd bring Disneyland to her</i>

614
00:27:22,890 --> 00:27:25,469
for her baby shower
and do it in my backyard.

615
00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:29,019
A little Chrome Hearts
stroller never hurt anybody.

616
00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:32,229
Listen, I'll have a baby shower today.

617
00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:35,689
I'm having a-a ball, by the way.

618
00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:39,989
And we have our family tradition
of the baby bookcase.

619
00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:42,069
So, we just filled that up with books.

620
00:27:42,070 --> 00:27:43,580
This is so cute.

621
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,830
Oh, Kourtney just FaceTimed me.

622
00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:51,540
[FaceTime ringing]

623
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,549
- [Kourtney] [over phone] <i>Hey, Mom.</i>
- Hi, sweetheart.

624
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:58,379
[Kourtney]
<i>You're not gonna believe this,</i>

625
00:27:58,380 --> 00:28:00,969
<i>but I tested positive for Covid.</i>

626
00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,259
[Kris]
<i>Oh no!</i>

627
00:28:03,260 --> 00:28:06,179
[♪ tense music playing]

628
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:07,600
Unbelievable.

629
00:28:08,890 --> 00:28:11,440
Can you please ask Mindy to come in?

630
00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:13,860
<i>Can she come in here right away?</i>

631
00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:15,900
<i>It's important.</i>

632
00:28:16,150 --> 00:28:17,990
Wait, stand over there...

633
00:28:18,570 --> 00:28:20,400
- because...
- Yeah?

634
00:28:21,070 --> 00:28:23,909
...Kourtney isn't able
to come to the shower.

635
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:26,830
- Seriously?
- Yeah, she's not coming.

636
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,999
Is she sick?

637
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,709
She has Covid.

638
00:28:30,710 --> 00:28:33,879
The morning of my baby shower,

639
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,879
I woke up and tested positive for Covid,

640
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,299
right when I was
about to start getting ready.

641
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,299
I want to cry.

642
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:44,010
- I mean, it's just...
- I know.

643
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,179
...you've done such a beautiful job,

644
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:50,679
and it's just hitting me that...
I'm like, "Are you [bleep] kidding?"

645
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,769
You always have the best attitude.
I didn't know who else to tell.

646
00:28:54,770 --> 00:28:56,609
I wanna hug you,
but I was with her too.

647
00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:58,859
- I'm just gonna keep my distance.
- [Mindy] Right.

648
00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:00,989
- [Kris] I'm gonna get tested.
- [Mindy] And Travis has it too?

649
00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:02,529
- Or no?
- [Kris] Travis has Covid.

650
00:29:02,530 --> 00:29:04,619
I'm, I'm kinda-
I'm, like... I'm shaking.

651
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,699
I'm so... I just want
Kourtney to be okay.

652
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:10,200
She's a high-risk pregnancy.
This is really crazy.

653
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,749
I was just wanting to make her happy.
So... dang!

654
00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,249
I don't know why I'm emotional,

655
00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:21,300
but I just want her to be okay
and I'm a little worried.

656
00:29:26,050 --> 00:29:28,260
- [♪ intense music playing]
- [machine clunking]

657
00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:32,679
[Kourtney] [over phone] <i>Travis is gonna
pick me up 'cause I can't drive.</i>

658
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,019
Right.

659
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:36,099
I didn't know what to do
and my mom was like,

660
00:29:36,100 --> 00:29:38,609
"Well, you have to come
see the baby shower.

661
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,189
Like, you have to see
what's going on over here."

662
00:29:41,190 --> 00:29:42,399
So I did.

663
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,949
<i>So, we were just gonna
both come see it be...</i>

664
00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:47,529
<i>hopefully, before people come,
we're gonna come now.</i>

665
00:29:47,530 --> 00:29:49,449
- Okay.
<i>- I don't know if you want us</i>

666
00:29:49,450 --> 00:29:52,789
<i>to get outside of the car
and come see it and wear masks?</i>

667
00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:55,789
Yeah. Get out of the car
and then wear a mask

668
00:29:55,790 --> 00:29:58,589
- and come to the front door.
<i>- Okay.</i>

669
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:03,419
The first part of Travis's
European tour is over

670
00:30:03,420 --> 00:30:08,639
and he flies home
and we test him for Covid.

671
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,139
He wants to test.
He's negative.

672
00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:14,889
Okay, I'll see you in 10 minutes.

673
00:30:14,890 --> 00:30:17,309
<i>- Okay, I'll see you soon, bye.</i>
- O-Okay, bye.

674
00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:20,229
We make out for six hours

675
00:30:20,230 --> 00:30:24,029
and then, I feel that he is hot.

676
00:30:24,030 --> 00:30:26,910
Like, his head feels very warm.

677
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,119
Not-Not a making out
type of warm, like, a really warm.

678
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:36,459
And then he tests positive for Covid.

679
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:40,209
- The shower starts in 20 minutes, right?
- [Mindy] I know. Uh-huh.

680
00:30:40,210 --> 00:30:44,459
[Kris]
So, I think it's crazy to call 50 guests

681
00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:47,429
or a hundred people and go, "Don't come."

682
00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:51,219
- [Mindy] I think they'll have fun...
- [Kris] With all this beautiful food

683
00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:53,389
and everything going on here
that you guys have worked

684
00:30:53,390 --> 00:30:54,889
for two days putting it together.

685
00:30:54,890 --> 00:30:57,229
I think everybody comes by, has breakfast.

686
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:59,609
- [Mindy] Yes.
- Some things you just

687
00:30:59,610 --> 00:31:01,649
don't have any control of.

688
00:31:01,650 --> 00:31:06,069
And the most important thing today
is Kourtney's health

689
00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:08,780
and making sure her and the baby are okay.

690
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:13,700
Is that them?!
Okay, we're ready!

691
00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:17,920
Okay. Start singing.
Here they come. They're right there.

692
00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:21,839
[quartet] [singing]
<i>♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪</i>

693
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,129
[Kourtney]
Oh, my gosh.

694
00:31:23,130 --> 00:31:25,209
<i>♪ Hello, my baby ♪</i>

695
00:31:25,210 --> 00:31:27,129
<i>♪ Hello, my honey ♪</i>

696
00:31:27,130 --> 00:31:30,719
<i>♪ Hello, my ragtime, ragtime gal ♪</i>

697
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,429
[Kourtney]
<i>We really didn't know what to do.</i>

698
00:31:32,430 --> 00:31:34,719
<i>If we should separate or what.</i>

699
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,519
- Aww.
<i>- ♪ Baby, my heart's on fire ♪</i>

700
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,899
[Kourtney] <i>I stayed in the guest room
and we FaceTimed all night.</i>

701
00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:49,279
But I think that first six hours of just
making out was like, "I got Covid."

702
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,569
Aw, look at the "Baby Barker".
It's like Disneyland.

703
00:31:52,570 --> 00:31:55,369
<i>♪ Tell me, I'm... ♪</i>

704
00:31:55,370 --> 00:31:58,039
- [Kourtney] So cute.
- Thank you. Congratulations.

705
00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,750
[Kourtney]
Thank you!

706
00:32:00,290 --> 00:32:02,500
[Travis]
Looks so good. Thank you.

707
00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:07,880
[Kourtney] This is so cute.
They have, like, the little Mickey things.

708
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,469
[Travis]
Babe, the most important part right here.

709
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,429
- [Kourtney] The churros?
- [Travis] The churro station.

710
00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:14,349
[Kourtney]
I told my mom she had to have that.

711
00:32:14,350 --> 00:32:16,269
It was Disney-themed.

712
00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,559
Oh, my God, look at the cake.

713
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,689
- So cute.
- [Kourtney] The pretzels are so cute!

714
00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:23,809
I needed pretzels and churros
and I got them both.

715
00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:25,269
I need a pretzel.

716
00:32:25,270 --> 00:32:26,979
[Travis]
Definitely indulges in that.

717
00:32:26,980 --> 00:32:29,149
[Kourtney]
Mom, this is crazy!

718
00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:31,569
I feel like we just need to do it again.

719
00:32:31,570 --> 00:32:32,660
Okay.

720
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:36,619
- Hi, is this the cutest?
- [Penelope Disick] Yeah.

721
00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,539
- [Travis] Hi, Penelope.
- [Penelope] Hello.

722
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:39,829
[Travis] Did you see the cake, babe?

723
00:32:39,830 --> 00:32:42,119
- [Kourtney] Oh, I didn't.
- [Travis] Oh, my gosh.

724
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,709
[Kourtney]
This is the cutest ever, Mom.

725
00:32:44,710 --> 00:32:46,799
[Kris]
I'm not allowed to get near you.

726
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,710
[Kourtney]
Oh, my gosh!

727
00:32:50,130 --> 00:32:53,760
This is the longest
that I haven't been to Disneyland...

728
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,270
and so my mom, basically,
brought Disneyland to me.

729
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:03,229
It's, like, couldn't be a more perfect
shower for me and Travis.

730
00:33:03,230 --> 00:33:06,940
[♪ "Saturday's Game"
by Len Stevens playing]

731
00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:11,949
Let's just sit here
and then we'll tell everyone

732
00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:13,699
not to sit here after us.

733
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,620
[Khloé] This is the cutest
[bleep] thing I've ever seen.

734
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,909
Can those guys come
to my house later and just sing to me?

735
00:33:19,910 --> 00:33:21,209
'Cause I love those little men.

736
00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,499
- We'll send them over.
- [Khloé] Yeah.

737
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,379
This baby shower that my mom
put together is so adorable.

738
00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,999
It's so Kourtney.
It is perfect.

739
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,130
One on each lap.

740
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,179
My mom thought about every little thing.

741
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:38,009
Everything in Kourtney's eyes
that she would want and love.

742
00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:40,139
[Kim]
How cute is this Wishing Tree?

743
00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:42,769
And I believe that love is in the details.

744
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,849
Hi!

745
00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:45,899
- [Atiana De La Hoya] Hi, how are you?
- Happy Sunday!

746
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,189
Yes, very exciting.

747
00:33:47,190 --> 00:33:49,359
[Khloé] [laughs]
She's like, "Yes."

748
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,979
They're over there in their cage.

749
00:33:50,980 --> 00:33:55,109
I'm not even hungry,
but I needed to have this.

750
00:33:55,110 --> 00:33:56,739
[Travis]
I think you can stay right here, babe,

751
00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:59,409
and have people come in
and... you just, like...

752
00:33:59,410 --> 00:34:01,829
You're almost like a Disney character,
you just sit here and wave.

753
00:34:01,830 --> 00:34:03,749
- [camera clicks]
- [Khloé] Oh, my gosh!

754
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:06,379
We gotta do them all over again.

755
00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:07,839
How cute is this?

756
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,129
- It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
- [Kourtney] How cute is it?

757
00:34:10,130 --> 00:34:13,629
I was, like, should we redo it
at my house in, like, two weeks?

758
00:34:13,630 --> 00:34:15,339
- [Melissa] Yes.
- [Kourtney] And just have Mindy

759
00:34:15,340 --> 00:34:17,719
- bring everything there?
- Yeah, just keep everything ready to go.

760
00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:20,259
They have Mickey pretzels with cheese.

761
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:23,179
- That was my one request.
- [Liz Muller] You look cute.

762
00:34:23,180 --> 00:34:25,479
- I did my own glam.
- [Liz] Wait, really?

763
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,229
- [Melissa] Oh.
- Well, I made glam leave

764
00:34:27,230 --> 00:34:29,569
'cause I tested right when they got there.

765
00:34:29,570 --> 00:34:31,939
We're outside.
You're far.

766
00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:33,529
- [Kourtney] Yeah.
- You're fine.

767
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,609
Now that we're here at the shower,

768
00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:40,829
everyone is telling us to stay,
and there's two chairs and a table

769
00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:44,249
<i>that are so perfect,
that are far away from everyone</i>

770
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:48,709
where I feel like we're
the king and queen of Covid.

771
00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:49,999
I'm gonna feed you cheese.

772
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,299
Mm-mm, don't you dare.

773
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,380
- [laughter]
- Never.

774
00:34:57,930 --> 00:35:01,849
Everyone felt comfortable
because we're outside

775
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:05,639
and everyone wants us
to enjoy our baby shower.

776
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,189
I got it this morning.

777
00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:10,019
Wow, I really almost came over there.

778
00:35:10,020 --> 00:35:12,609
[Travis] We can do
peak and pit from the far away.

779
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,529
Yeah, we can do peak and pit,
should we get a megaphone?

780
00:35:14,530 --> 00:35:16,449
- [Alabama Barker] No.
- [Travis] I love you.

781
00:35:16,450 --> 00:35:18,659
- [Kourtney] Thank you for coming.
- [Alabama] Of course. Love you.

782
00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:20,279
- [Travis] Thank you for coming.
- Bye, you guys.

783
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,989
- Thank you for coming. Bye, Pierce.
- Congratulations.

784
00:35:21,990 --> 00:35:23,449
[Khloé]
Hey!

785
00:35:23,450 --> 00:35:25,249
[Kourtney]
Is that the distance we get?

786
00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,999
I told her she can't say hi to you.

787
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,789
We get to sit here.
I said, thank God Travis came.

788
00:35:29,790 --> 00:35:31,709
Imagine if I was here by myself?

789
00:35:31,710 --> 00:35:33,209
Can we have a sign like at the zoo

790
00:35:33,210 --> 00:35:34,799
when it tells you what
kind of animal it is?

791
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,049
- [Kourtney] Covid?
- "Has Covid."

792
00:35:37,050 --> 00:35:39,469
[Kourtney]
You can come a little closer.

793
00:35:39,470 --> 00:35:41,299
- We're good.
- You look cute.

794
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,389
Thank you.
So do you.

795
00:35:43,390 --> 00:35:45,849
This is, like, perfect
for you guys, in your castle.

796
00:35:45,850 --> 00:35:49,269
- [loud bang]
- [Kris] Ah! Shit!

797
00:35:49,270 --> 00:35:51,519
- My God!
- [laughter]

798
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,069
[Khloé]
We're gonna have a toast, everyone!

799
00:35:54,070 --> 00:35:55,979
- Hi, guys!
- Hi!

800
00:35:55,980 --> 00:35:59,399
We all wanna congratulate
Kourtney and Travis

801
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,029
for their beautiful, beautiful angel

802
00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:05,199
that's gonna be here
in a couple weeks now.

803
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,659
It could be tomorrow.
It could be in two weeks.

804
00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:09,499
- Let's hope for five.
- Five weeks.

805
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,459
Okay, five-week countdown.

806
00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:15,419
We are just so happy to be here
and to see that your love flourish

807
00:36:15,420 --> 00:36:16,959
and that what your love created.

808
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:20,759
Real genuine love
and a little angel that's coming soon.

809
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,349
Number 13 for the family.

810
00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:26,639
- Mom has been crying all day.
- Wow! Lucky number 13.

811
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,389
- That's right.
- 'Kay, your turn.

812
00:36:28,390 --> 00:36:33,439
Oh! You guys, we're just praying
for a healthy and happy delivery.

813
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,360
We cannot wait to meet Baby Rocky.

814
00:36:38,990 --> 00:36:41,199
I don't think you were
supposed to say... Baby...

815
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,119
- [laughter]
- That was just... That's...

816
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:48,949
What I meant was, what I meant was
it's gonna be a very rocky day...

817
00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:53,209
Come on, Mom.
We've been hiding names and bumps

818
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,169
and pregnancies and marriages
and everything for years.

819
00:36:56,170 --> 00:37:00,589
And at grandchild 13,
are you, like, losing it at this point?

820
00:37:00,590 --> 00:37:03,179
Like, how do you let it slip?
How do you say the name?

821
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:05,759
I would just say, um,
just to add to that,

822
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:09,519
if his name is Rocky...

823
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,809
it's so fitting because he's such
a fighter and so are you guys.

824
00:37:13,810 --> 00:37:15,519
- And we love you.
- [Khloé] And he's a rock star.

825
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,019
- [Kim] Yes.
- Here, here!

826
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:20,109
Long live Kourtney and Travis and baby!

827
00:37:20,110 --> 00:37:22,910
- [cheering, applause]
- Cheers!

828
00:37:24,740 --> 00:37:27,660
Mm. He's moving,
right at that time.

829
00:37:27,990 --> 00:37:29,999
[Khloé] Well, note to self,
won't tell you any kids names

830
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:31,959
anytime movin' forward.
[chuckles]

831
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,499
This is so perfect.
Thank you, Mom.

832
00:37:34,500 --> 00:37:36,289
It's so thoughtful.

833
00:37:36,290 --> 00:37:38,499
- Thank you!
- Okay, you guys.

834
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:40,799
[Travis] And can you imagine if
you didn't see all of this, babe?

835
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,879
- Yeah. No, we had to see it.
- [Travis] This is so cool.

836
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,969
[producer]
Is this exhausting?

837
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,469
It is exhausting.
I'm, like, outta breath.

838
00:37:46,470 --> 00:37:47,760
[producer]
Yeah.

839
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:49,930
Are you?

840
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,479
- You're not growing a baby.
- [Travis] No.

841
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,439
- I wish I could do this for you.
- [Kourtney] Mm.

842
00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:01,899
I think it all turned out, after all,
at the happiest place on earth.

843
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:04,739
So, you know,
there's always a happy ending.

844
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:08,279
There might be
a lotta drama, as usual,

845
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,869
but at the end of the day,
there's always a happy ending.

846
00:38:11,870 --> 00:38:13,750
And it's always about family.

847
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:20,550
[♪ "Woman" by Jade Josephine playing]

848
00:38:20,670 --> 00:38:22,589
<i>- ♪ Who run the world? ♪
- ♪ Girls ♪</i>

849
00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:24,839
<i>♪ Body like a goddess,
heaven sent, I'm woman ♪</i>

850
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,639
<i>♪ Queen, you know what I mean? ♪</i>

851
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,389
<i>♪ Watch out world, I'm comin' ♪</i>

852
00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:29,679
<i>♪ Make life, break lives ♪</i>

853
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,929
<i>♪ Guess who's back in the house... ♪</i>

854
00:38:31,930 --> 00:38:33,019
<i>♪ Cream of the crop ♪</i>

855
00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:34,849
<i>♪ You do not know her,
so please watch your mouth ♪</i>

856
00:38:34,850 --> 00:38:36,689
<i>♪ We're takin' over,
I'm queen, better bow ♪</i>

857
00:38:36,690 --> 00:38:38,519
<i>♪ I'm here and I'm now... ♪</i>

858
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,230
I hope I fall asleep.

859
00:38:41,980 --> 00:38:44,319
- Are you tired?
- Not yet.

860
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,899
[Corey Gamble]
You can just hang out with me.

861
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,819
- We can gossip.
- I know, but I have to sleep

862
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:50,409
- 'cause I have to work as soon as we land.
- [Corey] Yeah. Just kidding.

863
00:38:50,410 --> 00:38:54,829
[Kim] <i>My mom,
Corey and I are going to Paris.</i>

864
00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:55,909
I mean, it's Fashion Week.

865
00:38:55,910 --> 00:38:59,589
There is just so much going on
that I'm so excited about.

866
00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:01,089
Thank you.

867
00:39:01,090 --> 00:39:03,259
- Ooh. Thank you for doing that.
- [Corey] Thank you, thank you.

868
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:05,419
[Kris]
Here, take that, take that.

869
00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:07,509
- Here you go, babe.
- Thank you.

870
00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:11,139
Alright, guys.
Here's to an amazing trip to Paris

871
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:12,889
- with a little...
- Twenty-four hours in Paris.

872
00:39:12,890 --> 00:39:14,769
Do you wanna know
where I'm going?

873
00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:17,899
So, I go to New York, six hours...

874
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:21,609
to Paris for 15 hours,

875
00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:24,479
to Atlantic City, to Milan.

876
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,699
My plane's gonna go home,
pick up my kids...

877
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,409
When people are like,
"Why do you work so much?"

878
00:39:28,410 --> 00:39:29,989
Like, "Okay, yeah, that's my vice,

879
00:39:29,990 --> 00:39:32,449
but what else do you
want me to be doing?"

880
00:39:32,450 --> 00:39:35,539
So, I'm actually gonna have
them drop me off in Milan.

881
00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:36,829
Do you want me
to be doing drugs?

882
00:39:36,830 --> 00:39:40,209
Like, if I'm addicted
to working and being busy,

883
00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:42,629
I don't think that's the worst thing.

884
00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:45,419
Then I have to go to Washington, D.C.

885
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:47,339
How about,
"Let me do what I wanna do.

886
00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:49,129
You do you, I'll do me."

887
00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:52,299
So, that is how many places
in about four days?

888
00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:54,219
- A lotta places.
- Well, here's to your sanity.

889
00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:55,519
- Five days.
- That's impressive.

890
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,429
Here's to safety,
and, uh, uh, good energy.

891
00:39:57,430 --> 00:39:59,139
- And a-a positive mind.
- Good energy...

892
00:39:59,140 --> 00:40:01,150
- Here's to Paris, guys, to Paris.
- Paris.

893
00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:07,239
Um, you wanted this bed?

894
00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:10,530
No, I don't,
I don't care where I go.

895
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,239
You guys wanted that second bed.

896
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:14,330
- Sure.
- The double bed.

897
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,079
Oh. I was like,
"Who wanted this one?"

898
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,709
<i>Khloé is unbearable these days.</i>

899
00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:25,049
Khloé's not coming,
and honestly, she's just not feeling it.

900
00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:26,709
When you're not feeling it,

901
00:40:26,710 --> 00:40:30,299
there's nothing that could force you
to come and have a good time.

902
00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,470
Like, you will just be miserable.
I'm not in the mood to deal.

903
00:40:34,810 --> 00:40:37,139
Kourtney is at the very end
of her pregnancy.

904
00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:40,229
I feel like someone has to be here,
even for all the kids.

905
00:40:40,230 --> 00:40:43,649
Like, God forbid
there's a natural disaster.

906
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:45,069
I just feel like somebody
has to be here.

907
00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:48,150
I know I'm an overthinker.
I know I'm insane.

908
00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:50,029
Welcome to my mind.

909
00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:52,449
[Kim]
<i>She needs to get out and live her life</i>.

910
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,159
<i>All arrows are pointing towards misery.</i>

911
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,699
She feels guilty for leaving
and she just should be home.

912
00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:00,210
<i>Au revoir!</i>

913
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,620
Ha!

914
00:41:09,210 --> 00:41:12,260
[♪ "Tout Paris" by ZOË playing]

915
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:14,850
[bicycle bell rings]

916
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,389
[FaceTime ringing]

917
00:41:21,390 --> 00:41:23,099
Thirty-minute countdown.

918
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,109
♪

919
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:26,190
Hey!

920
00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:32,399
- Hey! Wait, is this Kylie?
- [Chris Appleton] No, Kim.

921
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,909
- Oh!
- Hi!

922
00:41:33,910 --> 00:41:35,989
I saw Ariel and I was like,
"Wait, what?" [laughs]

923
00:41:35,990 --> 00:41:37,489
- Hey!
- Wait, are you walking in

924
00:41:37,490 --> 00:41:38,579
- the Victoria Show?
- Yeah.

925
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:39,869
- Sorry. Hi.
- Hi, babe. How you doin'?

926
00:41:39,870 --> 00:41:41,040
- You alright?
- Good. How are you?

927
00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:44,959
- 5:30.
- [Kim] I love that you're walking

928
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:46,499
in all the shows right now.

929
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:49,249
- When do you leave? In the morning?
- [Kim] Tomorrow at 6:00 a.m.

930
00:41:49,250 --> 00:41:51,299
Um, and then you go home?

931
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:54,549
I'm actually gonna go
to New York for a day.

932
00:41:54,550 --> 00:41:56,469
[Kendall]
<i>Kim is only here for 12 hours.</i>

933
00:41:56,470 --> 00:42:00,599
And I don't know why.
Like, God bless her soul.

934
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:05,479
I have so much respect for the level
of give a [bleep] that she has

935
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:10,109
and flying around to all these places
and more power to her, for sure.

936
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:13,779
But I just could never,
like, it's so much.

937
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:17,949
Why is everyone
so concerned that I work a lot?

938
00:42:17,950 --> 00:42:20,869
<i>Everyone just has a different
idea of what success is</i>

939
00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:22,289
<i>and looks like to them.</i>

940
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:25,749
And I think you just should be,
like, nonjudgmental of what that is.

941
00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:27,169
It could look like anything.

942
00:42:27,170 --> 00:42:29,089
I worry about her.
I really do.

943
00:42:29,090 --> 00:42:33,299
I think about her often in the sense
of I want her to take a break.

944
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,719
Are you here tomorrow?

945
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:35,879
- Yeah.
- What are you... Are you...

946
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,759
Do you have stuff tomorrow night...
at, like, 6:00 p.m.?

947
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,679
I don't know.
What, what is... What's happening?

948
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,269
Because Ashleya, Kelsey, me, Hailey,

949
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,019
like, everyone's coming over
and we're gonna watch

950
00:42:46,020 --> 00:42:48,059
<i>The Golden Bachelor</i>
if you wanna watch with us.

951
00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:49,359
- Oh, stop it!
- [Kendall] Yeah.

952
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,069
- What time?
- [Kendall] Si... We were gonna

953
00:42:51,070 --> 00:42:52,989
- watch it at six.
- [Kim] Wait, you're gonna watch what?

954
00:42:52,990 --> 00:42:54,489
[Kendall]
<i>Golden Bachelor</i> tomorrow.

955
00:42:54,490 --> 00:42:56,779
- You're leaving, right?
- [Kim] Ugh, I'm dying to see it.

956
00:42:56,780 --> 00:42:59,069
- [Kendall] I'm so excited!
- [Kris] You guys are finally

957
00:42:59,070 --> 00:43:01,619
- on my <i>Bachelor</i> bandwagon?
- You know, shut up!

958
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:03,789
I've been on <i>The Bachelor</i>
with you for years.

959
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,209
- I know.
- You used to make me watch it

960
00:43:05,210 --> 00:43:06,289
when I was little.

961
00:43:06,290 --> 00:43:07,749
That's what I'm gonna
watch on the plane.

962
00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:09,629
- [Kris] It's on Hulu!
- [Kendall] You can get it on Hulu.

963
00:43:09,630 --> 00:43:10,709
You just download it.

964
00:43:10,710 --> 00:43:14,379
Do you remember when
we used to come to Paris

965
00:43:14,380 --> 00:43:17,589
- and I used to get you oatmeal and pasta?
- Oh, we're doing this right now?

966
00:43:17,590 --> 00:43:19,599
- Yeah.
- We're d... We're getting sentimental?

967
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,889
- [Kris] Yeah.
- Okay.

968
00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:24,099
And now you have your own room.
You're all grown up.

969
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,229
Oh, my God, Kendall,
have you seen the show...

970
00:43:26,230 --> 00:43:28,809
Is it, like,
<i>Sexual Attraction</i> or something?

971
00:43:28,810 --> 00:43:30,559
- [Chris] <i>Naked Attraction.</i>
- [Kim] <i>Naked Attraction.</i>

972
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,569
- It's insane. It's pornography.
- It's insane.

973
00:43:32,570 --> 00:43:34,569
- [Kendall] No. What is it?
- [crosstalk]

974
00:43:34,570 --> 00:43:35,649
Is it reality?

975
00:43:35,650 --> 00:43:37,359
No, they, like...
You... They judge them by

976
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,870
- their, like, naked bodies and they...
- [gasps] Stop. I love stuff like this.

977
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,369
Okay.
Come back in here...

978
00:43:44,370 --> 00:43:47,919
Sorry, I'm so popular.
Everybody wants to talk to me.

979
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,420
[Kris] You're my only friend in here.
[chuckles]

980
00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:51,880
Kendall, come here!

981
00:43:52,540 --> 00:43:55,049
Wait, no!
She's mine!

982
00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:56,719
- God!
- [Kendall] I'm being summoned here.

983
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:59,219
- I just want you for more than...
- I'll be right back.

984
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:01,719
What is happening? God.

985
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:07,179
I feel so desired in this
very moment and I love it.

986
00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:09,599
Um, no, I'm kidding.
I mean, I'm not kidding,

987
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,690
but everybody loves
feeling a little desire.

988
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,859
What about the one
where you find your family?!

989
00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:18,529
I'm more afraid to keep
my mom waiting, for sure.

990
00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:20,239
Kendall, they zoom in.

991
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,409
- Shut... This is on TV?
- Yeah.

992
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,329
Wait, Kendall, come back here!
I have no one to talk to!

993
00:44:25,330 --> 00:44:27,329
- Look at this vagina on the girl's...
- No!

994
00:44:27,330 --> 00:44:29,079
We're like,
"What the [bleep] is this?"

995
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,629
Kendall, I'm lonely!

996
00:44:31,630 --> 00:44:34,920
That is crazy.
I need to watch this show.

997
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,509
- I'm back.
- Kim and I'll be there tonight...

998
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:42,219
- [Kendall] Yup.
- ...to watch

999
00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:45,219
bringing her family to work day.

1000
00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:46,310
Indeed.

1001
00:44:46,970 --> 00:44:49,519
Indeed. I do actually
have to leave, though.

1002
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,229
I won't see you, but you'll see me.

1003
00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:52,980
- Good luck!
- [Kendall] Thanks!

1004
00:44:54,270 --> 00:44:57,109
[♪ upbeat music playing]

1005
00:44:57,110 --> 00:44:59,399
- Oh, my God!
- I didn't even get no pictures with you.

1006
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,029
Oh, my God, Kim.

1007
00:45:01,030 --> 00:45:03,489
- Thank you.
- That is stunning.

1008
00:45:03,490 --> 00:45:07,120
<i>♪ Ooh, blame it on my attitude ♪</i>

1009
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,039
<i>♪ Blame it, blame it, blame it
on my attitude ♪</i>

1010
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,499
[♪ song concludes]

1011
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:14,460
[cars honking]

1012
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,209
Ooh, we're in a big traffic jam
in the middle of Paris.

1013
00:45:19,210 --> 00:45:21,799
[cars continue honking]

1014
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,339
Does it say how much longer, guys?

1015
00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:26,260
[honking]

1016
00:45:27,220 --> 00:45:31,349
We are in this crush of traffic.

1017
00:45:31,350 --> 00:45:34,189
<i>We know we're gonna be late.
We feel terrible.</i>

1018
00:45:34,190 --> 00:45:35,899
<i>We don't know what else to do.</i>

1019
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,979
<i>It's, like, one road in
and one road out,</i>

1020
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:41,650
and it's stopped.

1021
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,949
Do you wanna text Victoria
and tell her we're sorry we're late?

1022
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:46,239
No.

1023
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:48,329
[honking]

1024
00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:52,409
How far is the walk if we walked it?
Just outta curiosity.

1025
00:45:52,410 --> 00:45:57,289
I have such anxiety
because I'm never late.

1026
00:45:57,290 --> 00:45:59,589
I don't like to be late.
I like to be early.

1027
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,339
Yeah, this isn't moving.

1028
00:46:01,340 --> 00:46:04,970
<i>We gave ourselves plenty
of time to get there, over an hour.</i>

1029
00:46:05,390 --> 00:46:08,140
And here we are in this mess.

1030
00:46:08,470 --> 00:46:12,349
<i>And I'm so nervous that
we're not gonna make the show.</i>

1031
00:46:12,350 --> 00:46:14,309
And I know how much
this means to Kim

1032
00:46:14,310 --> 00:46:17,309
because Victoria and Kim
are good friends.

1033
00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:19,320
And Kendall's walking the show.

1034
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,990
[honking]

1035
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,910
[honking]

1036
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:40,919
[Kendall] <i>Today, I am walking
the Victoria Beckham Show.</i>

1037
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,459
<i>I'm really excited to be here.</i>

1038
00:46:42,460 --> 00:46:44,969
I'm closing the show,
which is also such an honor.

1039
00:46:44,970 --> 00:46:47,640
And I love my look.
I can't wait for everyone to see.

1040
00:46:50,220 --> 00:46:51,810
[Kim]
Are they waiting for us?

1041
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,349
[Kim]
<i>The car ride took us an hour,</i>

1042
00:46:56,350 --> 00:46:58,519
<i>so we're 20 minutes late to the show.</i>

1043
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,609
<i>And I'm not late like that.</i>

1044
00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:04,319
I'm very respectful of people's time
and I feel really bad that we're late.

1045
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,989
[reporters clamoring]

1046
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,529
<i>I'm just stressed out
'cause I just know what's gonna come.</i>

1047
00:47:09,530 --> 00:47:12,539
<i>And for everyone
to then start with this story</i>

1048
00:47:12,540 --> 00:47:15,249
that we held up the show,
"Who do they think they are?"

1049
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:16,540
<i>And that Anna was mad.</i>

1050
00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:18,959
[Kim]
<i>That we don't like each other.</i>

1051
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,379
I think, if anything, I feel like
we have to be extra on time, early.

1052
00:47:22,380 --> 00:47:25,379
Just not give anyone
a reason to talk shit.

1053
00:47:25,380 --> 00:47:28,640
[♪ upbeat posh music playing]

1054
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,480
Where's Kendall?
Wait a minute, did we miss Kendall?

1055
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,689
I'm like,
"Maybe Kendall got stuck in traffic."

1056
00:47:40,690 --> 00:47:41,770
What's happening?

1057
00:47:49,450 --> 00:47:52,199
Kendall, I don't want you
to take this personally,

1058
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,119
<i>but I think I should let you know</i>

1059
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:58,959
that I did not see you walk
because I didn't recognize you.

1060
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,670
It's so horrible.

1061
00:48:01,290 --> 00:48:03,299
[Kendall] <i>My family, my friends,
they didn't recognize me,</i>

1062
00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:04,589
<i>but I kind of love that.</i>

1063
00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:06,670
I-I really...
I kind of love it.

1064
00:48:07,590 --> 00:48:11,179
That's, like, kind of always my goal,
is, like, being a chameleon, I guess,

1065
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:14,929
in the sense of becoming
a different character, I don't know.

1066
00:48:14,930 --> 00:48:18,230
[♪ upbeat music playing]

1067
00:48:25,980 --> 00:48:28,109
She, she closed.
She was the last one.

1068
00:48:28,110 --> 00:48:29,660
So, she was the final look.

1069
00:48:31,820 --> 00:48:33,580
I should.
I need them.

1070
00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:37,959
She's the best.

1071
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,249
I came to support Victoria.
I came to support Kendall.

1072
00:48:41,250 --> 00:48:46,259
I love seeing my mom.
I do wish Khloé was here.

1073
00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,719
- I'm gonna go.
- Okay, I'll see you later.

1074
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:52,089
Khloé can be so stuck in a routine.

1075
00:48:52,090 --> 00:48:54,389
She's not gonna
meet anyone in carpool.

1076
00:48:54,390 --> 00:48:56,639
She's not gonna
meet anyone at drop off.

1077
00:48:56,640 --> 00:49:00,440
She's only gonna meet people
when she does adult things.

1078
00:49:02,650 --> 00:49:08,739
I think Khloé would be happier if she
wasn't so, like, rigid about a schedule.

1079
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:11,949
Like, I'm not so stuck on things.

1080
00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:14,780
- [crowd shouting]
- [traffic noise]

1081
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:21,249
<i>Next on,</i> The Kardashians...

1082
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:23,959
[Kris] Woo! Kendall!

1083
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:28,259
Malika wants to have another kid.
Why not get it from you?

1084
00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:30,049
[Rob Kardashian] [over phone]
<i>I can't</i> [bleep] <i>anymore.</i>

1085
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,129
What?

1086
00:49:31,130 --> 00:49:32,839
Oh, I've always wanted
to bang ya. Let's do it.

1087
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,140
[laughter]

1088
00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:39,019
[Kris] <i>Tonight is the premiere
of</i> American Horror Story.

1089
00:49:39,020 --> 00:49:41,310
[cheering]

1090
00:49:42,390 --> 00:49:45,479
I can officially apply
for a star on the Walk of Fame!

1091
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,069
[Ryan Murphy]
You were really, really good.

1092
00:49:47,070 --> 00:49:49,530
They called me like, "You think Kim
would wanna do her own show?"

1093
00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:52,149
[bleep], what did I get
myself into? [laughs]

1094
00:49:52,150 --> 00:49:54,199
Can I really pull this off?

1095
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,279
Well!

1096
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,829
- [Kris] Gerry!
- Hello, everyone!

1097
00:49:56,830 --> 00:49:59,369
Kendall is a huge <i>Golden Bachelor</i> fan.

1098
00:49:59,370 --> 00:50:01,459
- Gerry!
- Hi. How are you?

1099
00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:02,539
[Kendall]
Nice to meet you!

1100
00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:04,629
Your house is a circus
because you have a lot

1101
00:50:04,630 --> 00:50:06,209
and you have a lot going on.

1102
00:50:06,210 --> 00:50:10,209
I wanna be more strict,
but I have a hard time saying no.

1103
00:50:10,210 --> 00:50:11,919
Like, Khloé is so tough.

1104
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,629
Have you talked to her about this...

1105
00:50:13,630 --> 00:50:17,049
- No, because she's just very judgmental.
- ...'cause she... Oh.

1106
00:50:17,050 --> 00:50:19,770
I am a rigid [bleep].

1107
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:23,350
[♪ upbeat music playing]

1108
00:50:41,910 --> 00:50:43,910
♪

1109
00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,600
[♪ music fades out]

1110
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:06,559
- I can't say that, but <i>au revoir.</i>
- [laughter]

1111
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,109
- Are-vwah?
- [producer 2] It's "O."

1112
00:51:09,110 --> 00:51:11,109
- [producer 1] <i>Au revoir.</i>
- [producer 2] <i>Au re... Au revoir.</i>

1113
00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:14,279
<i>- Hors d'oeuvre.</i> Order... What?
- [laughter]

1114
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:16,570
[producer 1]
Maybe it's best you don't go to Paris.

1115
00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:21,200
[bell tolls]