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♪ Everyone I know is tired ♪
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{\an8}♪ And everyone I know
Is wired ♪
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{\an8}♪ To machines, it's obscene ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'll just scream
'Til it don't hurt no more ♪
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{\an8}♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Everyone I know is happy ♪
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♪ But everyone I know
Is napping ♪
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♪ Half the day thrown away ♪
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♪ But I can't find
The thrill anymore ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Maybe I'm not sure ♪
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{\an8}♪ I wanna go on ♪
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{\an8}♪ Maybe I'm not sure ♪
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{\an8}♪ I wanna go on at all ♪
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{\an8}You're gonna get
a veggie burger
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{\an8}with sweet potato fries.
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{\an8}You don't know
what I'm gonna get.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}You girls all set?
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{\an8}Yeah. Can I get
the Chinese chicken salad
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{\an8}- and a hot green tea, please?
- Mmm-hmm.
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{\an8}And for you?
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{\an8}Um, can I please have...
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{\an8}...the veggie burger?
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{\an8}I think... I can't hear you.
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{\an8}Veggie burger
with sweet potato fries, please.
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{\an8}Okay.
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{\an8}- Oh, and can I also have an...
- ...iced coffee?
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{\an8}- Just black. Thank you.
- Black. Thank you.
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{\an8}You don't know me.
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{\an8}I do know you.
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{\an8}What are you doing tonight?
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{\an8}Um, I'm going to have dinner
with Ben.
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{\an8}- Lucy!
- Jane!
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{\an8}You have to put him
out of his misery
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{\an8}and eff him already.
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{\an8}You need to do that.
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{\an8}What?
I absolutely do not!
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{\an8}What's the problem?
He's great, you like him.
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You get to tell your kids
you met
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when his toilet overflowed
into your kitchen.
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- Lucy, he's in love with you.
- Hey. Hey, baby.
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Hi, babe. We just ordered.
I was starving. Hello.
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Oh, yeah? Well, thank you for
waiting that extra 30 seconds
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I told you it would take me
to park.
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Lucy's having dinner
with Ben tonight.
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What? Is tonight the night?
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Are we...
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ready?
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Why did you blow on it?
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Because it's dusty,
silly pants.
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We're friends, you guys.
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He's going to help me
install this new shelf.
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This poor bastard.
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- Let me tell you something.
- What?
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Before this lovely woman and I
made love to each other...
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Ew, no.
Don't say it like that.
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
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Before we made love
in each other...
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...we were great friends,
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and I would've installed
anything for her.
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I would've built her a house.
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A very small,
conveniently-sized house.
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You wanna know why?
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Because I knew that was going
to lead to sex.
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I followed her around
like an idiot.
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I got a pedicure once.
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Desperately needed,
but he did.
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You guys, no.
We're seriously just friends.
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We shake hands
after we have dinner.
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Ew!
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- You guys shake hands?
- Yeah.
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- Why would you do...
- For God's sake.
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Like...
Like, he's your accountant?
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- No, it's funny.
- It's not funny.
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No, I didn't laugh.
I didn't laugh one time.
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I'm telling you this
because I care.
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You need to fuck
or get off the pot.
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- I don't think that's how...
- Just do it.
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- Do it.
- Do it.
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- Do it.
- Do it!
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- Do it!
- Do it!
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- We did it!
- Yay.
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How many paintings
do you think it can hold?
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It's sturdy.
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I don't know
if I'd put anything on it.
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I've never
used a drill before.
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Thanks.
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For all your hard work.
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What is this?
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It's a Stella.
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It might be expired,
though, I...
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Uh, I don't really drink
a lot of beer,
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but it tastes like beer.
Mmm-hmm.
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That's not what I meant.
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- What did you mean?
- Oh.
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Oh!
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Sorry.
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- I'm gonna go.
- No, Ben.
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Why?
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Because you just catapulted
off the bed
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when I got close to you.
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I was caught off guard.
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Caught off guard is when
somebody tosses a ball at you
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and you flinch,
but you still catch it.
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You just slithered away
like Mr. Bean or something.
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I thought
we were just staying friends.
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But you're playing
all these love songs,
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like, really romantic ones.
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It's a playlist.
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It's called, "All The Feelz,"
with a z.
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I can see how
that would be misleading.
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I just liked it
because of the sadness.
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I'll see you later, Lucy.
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I forget, you do like it
when I say "I told you so,"
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or you don't like that.
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Everything was okay
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until you put it out
into the universe.
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Why don't you just
sleep with him?
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- Because I don't want to.
- Oh, why not?
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I just don't.
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Hmm. May I venture a guess?
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- No.
- I think
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it's because you're afraid
of getting close to someone
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for fear of rejection.
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Or it could be
a fear of intimacy
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stemming from your youth,
your parents' bad marriage
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or something that happened
you can't even remember.
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No.
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Hi. Have you two been
in my class with before?
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- We haven't.
- Great.
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I love virgins.
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Wow. Oh, my God.
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You two were definitely
sisters in a past life.
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But one of you
betrayed the other
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and burned her at the stake
for being a witch.
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That feels
like a her thing to do.
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Anyways, if you need anything
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during the class,
just let me know.
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I do really bomb adjustments.
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- "Bomb adjustments."
- Thank you all for letting me
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be a part
of your practice today.
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Yoga is a great way to calm
our minds and our bodies
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and to become one
with ourselves and each other.
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So, today's class is gonna be
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a rap battle between Fetty Wap
and Lil Yachty.
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Do you really think
we were sisters?
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I don't think
someone named Sky Jade
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would make that up.
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I hope I was the cool sister.
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I hope I was called Denise.
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What?
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Denise?
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Yeah. I've always wanted
to be Denise.
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That's so lezz.
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What? Was Nonce taken?
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No, but Nance was.
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Nonce was available.
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Nobody's named Nonce.
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Don't you wanna have
a different name?
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Yeah!
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But I want it
to be something fun,
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like Frederica, Taraji.
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You're Denise!
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I can't wait to only
call you Denise from now on.
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Can you please drop me off
at work
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so I don't have
to go home first?
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You got it.
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Going to the bathroom.
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I stole some tampons.
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These are good ones.
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Call me later,
and take a shower
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because that is a tough smell
right now.
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Good morning, Luce.
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- Hi.
- Hi, my love.
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You're here early.
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Yeah, I was gonna
meditate with a view,
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but then I started making
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a mood board
on Pinterest so...
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Hi. I'm Jane.
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Hi, I'm Brittany.
Nice to meet you.
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Jane is my best friend.
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Brittany's a new
masseuse here.
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Oh, cool.
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I love your best friend.
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She's a real doozy, isn't she?
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I'll see you later.
It was nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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Bye, Luce.
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Or Denise.
Or whatever your name is.
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Oh, my God.
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Jane, you have a second?
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Yeah, of course.
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Let me just finish
this work-related text.
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I want to talk to you
about something,
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and I want you
to listen closely.
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I've been going
through your emails
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and all of your
electronic communication.
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Listen...
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We just googled those penises.
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No one has that condition.
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Ah.
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I'm totally kidding.
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I honestly don't care
what you email about.
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Jane,
you're from London, right?
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Like, I'm sharp enough
to pick up on this twang.
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Yes. I mean,
I haven't lived there
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since I was, like, 16.
But, yes.
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Um, how would you feel about
opening up an office there?
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Seriously?
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Yeah, there's
a chocolate company
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that wants to give Cadbury
a real run for its Bunny.
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Isn't that clever?
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I thought of it
as I was saying it.
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They want our help
with the campaign,
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and I know
you'd be perfect for it.
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Honestly, I think you're ready
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to have a whole division
to yourself.
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That's an amazing offer.
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I...
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I don't know what to say.
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Well, I do. You can say yes.
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At least think about it,
all right?
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We'll make it
worth your while.
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- Okay. Thank you so much.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, sure, sure.
Get out of here.
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Yeah.
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Actually,
you can leave it open.
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Actually, shut it.
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Not all the way.
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- That's good right there.
- Yep.
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Little more.
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Perfect.
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Did you get my text?
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Yes. You are
such a strange person.
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Can we get drinks later?
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Um, yeah. Are you okay?
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Yeah, it's just
dumb work stuff.
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Okay, it's not cancer?
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What? No. Goodbye.
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- Hey.
- Ooh.
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Whoa.
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- Sorry. Let me get that.
- Sorry.
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Hmm.
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Whoa, that's incredible.
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Oh, I just like to doodle.
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It's better
than a doodle.
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I love that you can do that.
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- Meg?
- Yes?
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- Are you ready to head back?
- I'm ready.
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Sorry, I was
googling butt herpes.
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- Hello, Lucy.
- I got you a tequils.
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Oh, God bless you.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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What a delicious beverage.
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You may now tell me
what happened today.
258
00:11:46,427 --> 00:11:48,029
Wait, before you guys
get into that,
259
00:11:48,030 --> 00:11:49,263
I'm gonna go take a leak
260
00:11:49,264 --> 00:11:50,665
while you two
sync your periods.
261
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:51,727
Mmm! Nailed it.
262
00:11:51,728 --> 00:11:53,233
- Dumb.
- Stupid.
263
00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:54,902
- Ah.
- Really stupid.
264
00:11:58,232 --> 00:12:00,140
So, um...
265
00:12:00,141 --> 00:12:02,843
I got called
into Stu's office today.
266
00:12:02,844 --> 00:12:05,413
Did you get fired?
267
00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:07,983
No, I kind of got a promotion.
268
00:12:08,982 --> 00:12:11,151
Jane that is so awesome.
269
00:12:11,152 --> 00:12:13,154
They want to transfer me
to London.
270
00:12:14,621 --> 00:12:16,390
Wait, what?
271
00:12:16,391 --> 00:12:19,194
He wants me
to start up an office
272
00:12:19,893 --> 00:12:21,096
in London.
273
00:12:22,495 --> 00:12:24,232
What did you say?
274
00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:26,834
I said yes.
275
00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:29,936
Wow, that's great.
276
00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,806
- Thanks.
- Mmm-hmm.
277
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,041
Crazy, right?
278
00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:36,193
When... When?
When does this happen?
279
00:12:36,194 --> 00:12:38,345
Well, not for,
like, six months.
280
00:12:38,346 --> 00:12:41,116
So, it's not like tomorrow
or anything.
281
00:12:41,117 --> 00:12:43,684
Awesome. That's so awesome!
282
00:12:43,685 --> 00:12:45,320
This is so awesome.
283
00:12:45,321 --> 00:12:47,487
Wow. Awesome.
284
00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:49,089
You really deserve this.
285
00:12:49,090 --> 00:12:51,642
I just feel like, "Why not?"
You know?
286
00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:54,194
Like, I've never been
an adult there.
287
00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:55,964
I might like it.
I can take the tube to work.
288
00:12:55,965 --> 00:12:57,465
I've never taken the tube
to work.
289
00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:58,533
Yeah.
290
00:12:59,298 --> 00:13:00,468
What about Danny?
291
00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:01,701
Oh, he's in.
292
00:13:01,702 --> 00:13:03,137
I mean, what else
is he going to do?
293
00:13:03,138 --> 00:13:04,105
He said he could find
some nerdy music blog
294
00:13:04,106 --> 00:13:05,339
to write for over there.
295
00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,607
I mean, maybe London
will inspire him
296
00:13:06,608 --> 00:13:09,543
to fucking propose.
297
00:13:09,544 --> 00:13:12,847
You think you're gonna get
engaged while you're there?
298
00:13:12,848 --> 00:13:15,450
Well, I mean...
299
00:13:16,349 --> 00:13:17,451
No...
300
00:13:17,452 --> 00:13:18,920
He'll probably wait
another eight years.
301
00:13:18,921 --> 00:13:20,255
Mmm-hmm.
302
00:13:20,954 --> 00:13:21,888
What?
303
00:13:21,889 --> 00:13:23,674
I know it kinda sucks.
304
00:13:23,675 --> 00:13:25,460
I'm so happy for you.
305
00:13:26,292 --> 00:13:27,995
But...
306
00:13:27,996 --> 00:13:30,497
Well... it's gonna
be weird, isn't it?
307
00:13:30,498 --> 00:13:32,633
Not living five minutes
away from each other.
308
00:13:32,634 --> 00:13:35,402
Yeah, but I mean, it's...
309
00:13:35,403 --> 00:13:38,605
- That's... I'm busy, you know?
- Mmm-hmm.
310
00:13:38,606 --> 00:13:41,309
There's, like, all of the stuff
that's going real well,
311
00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:43,628
and all the other
really important things,
312
00:13:43,629 --> 00:13:45,947
and the kids
are almost in college, so...
313
00:13:45,948 --> 00:13:48,383
Uh, how many kids
do you have again?
314
00:13:48,384 --> 00:13:49,950
I have 12 kids.
315
00:13:49,951 --> 00:13:51,953
What are their names again?
316
00:13:52,753 --> 00:13:55,889
They're all named Denise.
317
00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:58,493
That's right.
318
00:13:58,494 --> 00:13:59,759
Well, honestly, Lucy,
319
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,995
this might be
really good for you.
320
00:14:01,996 --> 00:14:04,232
Start painting again.
Sell some shit.
321
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:06,300
I won't be here
to distract you.
322
00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:08,686
Yeah, totally. Everything...
Jane.
323
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:11,013
Everything is gonna be fine, okay?
324
00:14:11,014 --> 00:14:13,341
You're gonna be fine.
I'm fine.
325
00:14:15,110 --> 00:14:17,979
You promise you're gonna
come back all the time?
326
00:14:17,980 --> 00:14:19,897
Yes, of course.
327
00:14:21,691 --> 00:14:23,484
But do you know when?
328
00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:25,920
Like, what dates?
329
00:14:25,921 --> 00:14:27,555
I don't know exactly,
but often.
330
00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:29,523
Cool.
331
00:14:30,926 --> 00:14:32,359
Do you wipe front to back?
332
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,211
Yeah, you have
to wipe front to back.
333
00:14:34,212 --> 00:14:36,064
Yeah, but some people
wipe all the way
334
00:14:36,065 --> 00:14:37,464
in one motion
from front to back.
335
00:14:37,465 --> 00:14:40,235
No, I do two in the front
and one in the back.
336
00:14:40,236 --> 00:14:42,898
- Yeah.
- Tap-tap one. One tap two.
337
00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:44,886
Yeah, that's what I do.
338
00:14:44,887 --> 00:14:46,873
That's why...
339
00:14:46,874 --> 00:14:49,176
that's why
we're best friends, Jane!
340
00:14:49,177 --> 00:14:51,746
That's why, because...
341
00:14:51,747 --> 00:14:53,380
Lucy...
342
00:14:53,381 --> 00:14:56,016
Because we even wipe
the same way!
343
00:14:56,017 --> 00:14:58,786
And now we won't even be
wiping in the same...
344
00:14:59,787 --> 00:15:01,356
- ...country!
- Okay.
345
00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:06,127
Let... let's wash our hands.
346
00:15:07,789 --> 00:15:09,630
I love you.
347
00:15:11,364 --> 00:15:13,147
Okay, I have a confession.
348
00:15:13,148 --> 00:15:14,931
Sometimes I blow my nose
in my shirt
349
00:15:14,932 --> 00:15:16,370
when I'm working out.
350
00:15:16,371 --> 00:15:19,540
Oh, okay, well,
some of those are my shirts!
351
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:21,376
I have a little confession
to make.
352
00:15:21,377 --> 00:15:23,377
Okay.
353
00:15:23,378 --> 00:15:26,081
Sometimes I go pee
in the shower.
354
00:15:26,082 --> 00:15:27,414
Everyone pees in the shower!
355
00:15:27,415 --> 00:15:29,266
- Talk about...
- That's not a good one.
356
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:31,410
- I have a confession.
- Oh, really?
357
00:15:31,411 --> 00:15:33,554
I kissed Amanda Newman
in tenth grade.
358
00:15:33,555 --> 00:15:34,788
- Okay!
- Yeah.
359
00:15:34,789 --> 00:15:36,191
Thousand points
for that confession.
360
00:15:36,192 --> 00:15:37,573
- Uh-huh.
- Wow.
361
00:15:37,574 --> 00:15:39,384
Wait, what?
You never told me that.
362
00:15:39,385 --> 00:15:41,073
Yeah. Tenth grade,
behind 7-Eleven.
363
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,702
She dared me to do it
and I did it.
364
00:15:42,703 --> 00:15:44,331
How could you not
tell me that?
365
00:15:44,332 --> 00:15:46,467
That's a big girl
if you kissed a deal.
366
00:15:46,468 --> 00:15:48,102
- Mmm?
- What?
367
00:15:48,103 --> 00:15:50,338
I mean, it's a big kiss
if you dealt a girl.
368
00:15:50,339 --> 00:15:51,705
I mean...
369
00:15:51,706 --> 00:15:53,840
The third way to say that.
370
00:15:53,841 --> 00:15:55,910
Why don't you take a little sip of
that water right there, honey?
371
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,644
There you go. Good job.
372
00:15:57,645 --> 00:16:00,115
Yo, was she a good kisser?
373
00:16:00,116 --> 00:16:01,582
- She was pretty good.
- Mmm-hmm?
374
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:03,117
Yeah. She was.
375
00:16:03,118 --> 00:16:05,886
You never even said
this to me before, these words.
376
00:16:05,887 --> 00:16:07,154
I never heard them.
377
00:16:07,155 --> 00:16:09,290
Have you ever kissed
a girl before?
378
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,291
No.
379
00:16:11,292 --> 00:16:13,027
Well, if you were
to kiss a girl...
380
00:16:13,028 --> 00:16:14,229
- Mmm-hmm.
- ...who would it be?
381
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:16,831
- Who would you kiss?
- Brittany.
382
00:16:16,832 --> 00:16:18,698
Brittany? That's interesting.
383
00:16:18,699 --> 00:16:20,035
- Why is it... Who is...
- Yeah. Yeah.
384
00:16:20,036 --> 00:16:21,368
Who is... Who's Brit-Brit?
385
00:16:21,369 --> 00:16:23,637
She's who does the massages
at my job.
386
00:16:23,638 --> 00:16:26,341
- Is she, uh, gay or straight?
- She's just... I don't know.
387
00:16:26,342 --> 00:16:28,475
Maybe she's straight.
She wears dresses.
388
00:16:28,476 --> 00:16:31,312
Oh, you... Okay. You know
lesbians wear dresses, right?
389
00:16:31,313 --> 00:16:33,180
She said she loved you today.
390
00:16:33,181 --> 00:16:38,053
She is very, very flirty.
She likes to touch me.
391
00:16:38,054 --> 00:16:39,853
Do you know
what she calls her? Luce.
392
00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:42,018
- Mmm.
- And she's just started working there.
393
00:16:42,019 --> 00:16:43,790
You should do it.
394
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:46,894
It is not a good idea to make out
with your coworkers, you guys.
395
00:16:46,895 --> 00:16:48,095
Read the news.
396
00:16:48,096 --> 00:16:49,930
Right. I'm going to bed.
397
00:16:49,931 --> 00:16:51,299
You always do that
so abruptly.
398
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,900
I know when it's time.
399
00:16:52,901 --> 00:16:54,502
Can we have a sleepover?
400
00:16:54,503 --> 00:16:56,270
I don't... Mmm...
401
00:16:56,271 --> 00:16:58,906
You better come
and visit me.
402
00:16:58,907 --> 00:17:01,541
Yeah, I'll bring you
that sandwich
403
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:06,114
that you really love from that
shitty place on Sunset.
404
00:17:06,115 --> 00:17:08,616
Thank you.
405
00:17:08,617 --> 00:17:10,884
I'll put it in a cooler.
406
00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:14,722
It'll stay good on the plane
for 11 hours, right?
407
00:17:14,723 --> 00:17:16,052
For sure.
408
00:17:23,865 --> 00:17:25,466
Are you crying?
409
00:17:26,566 --> 00:17:30,170
- No.
- Lucy...
410
00:17:30,171 --> 00:17:33,408
I promise it's not
gonna be that different.
411
00:17:38,545 --> 00:17:41,616
Don't cry.
412
00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:47,255
We can FaceTime and talk
just like always.
413
00:17:50,259 --> 00:17:53,261
Whoa. What's going on?
414
00:17:55,028 --> 00:17:56,397
Lucy...
415
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:06,007
You know, when I said
that I would make out with Brittany...
416
00:18:06,008 --> 00:18:07,342
Yes?
417
00:18:08,909 --> 00:18:10,244
I really would.
418
00:18:10,245 --> 00:18:12,347
I didn't think you were
lying about that.
419
00:18:12,348 --> 00:18:14,315
But, like...
420
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,486
I really would.
421
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:26,327
Like... Like, really?
422
00:18:28,261 --> 00:18:30,797
Yeah, I think so.
423
00:18:30,798 --> 00:18:34,334
{\an8}Oh, my God.
Why didn't you say anything?
424
00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:37,872
{\an8}I just felt easier
to keep it buried inside.
425
00:18:37,873 --> 00:18:41,276
{\an8}Fuck, Lucy.
You can't keep this inside.
426
00:18:41,277 --> 00:18:42,910
{\an8}You'll explode.
427
00:18:42,911 --> 00:18:45,212
I hate this.
428
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:53,654
Have you talked
to anyone about this?
429
00:18:55,588 --> 00:18:57,825
How long
have you felt this way?
430
00:18:59,059 --> 00:19:00,360
A while.
431
00:19:00,361 --> 00:19:02,612
And you never acted on it?
432
00:19:02,613 --> 00:19:04,865
Like, not even in secret?
433
00:19:05,966 --> 00:19:07,235
Oh!
434
00:19:08,135 --> 00:19:09,837
I feel so stupid.
435
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:16,511
Like... I should have
figured this out by now.
436
00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:18,212
You can't look at it that way.
437
00:19:18,213 --> 00:19:21,548
Yes, I can, Jane.
I'm 32 years old.
438
00:19:21,549 --> 00:19:24,884
There's no timeline
to figuring it out.
439
00:19:24,885 --> 00:19:27,288
People figure this out
when they're, like, nine.
440
00:19:27,721 --> 00:19:29,089
Nine?
441
00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:31,526
{\an8}When I was nine,
I pretended I was a puppy
442
00:19:31,527 --> 00:19:33,560
{\an8}and I would only bark
at people.
443
00:19:33,561 --> 00:19:37,765
Yeah, that sounds strange
to say it out loud.
444
00:19:37,766 --> 00:19:39,799
I feel so stupid.
445
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,437
And I don't even
know what I am.
446
00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:47,308
I don't even know if I'm...
if I'm really that way,
447
00:19:47,309 --> 00:19:49,710
and I'm just afraid
to admit it,
448
00:19:49,711 --> 00:19:52,113
or if I'm not, and I just...
What?
449
00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:55,016
I don't ever, like, date boys.
450
00:19:55,017 --> 00:19:57,268
I mean, men. I don't know.
451
00:19:57,269 --> 00:19:59,520
Well, maybe you're both.
452
00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:10,030
No. I just should've
figured it out.
453
00:20:10,031 --> 00:20:14,668
When you kissed Amanda Newman,
did you like it?
454
00:20:14,669 --> 00:20:20,408
Oh, God, I guess. I had
a Zima. I thought I was drunk.
455
00:20:20,409 --> 00:20:23,494
But you weren't like,
"Maybe I'm gay?"
456
00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:26,581
I don't know.
I wasn't gonna, like,
457
00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:28,682
be with Amanda Newman.
458
00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:31,018
- Why? Why not?
- 'Cause...
459
00:20:31,019 --> 00:20:33,354
Well, it was just a dumb kiss.
460
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,559
So, when you kiss Danny,
are you thinking, like,
461
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,894
"I'm so straight.
I love dudes?"
462
00:20:40,895 --> 00:20:44,966
Usually, I'm like, "Brush your teeth.
I can taste Subway."
463
00:20:45,899 --> 00:20:47,767
Seriously.
464
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:50,921
I don't know
if it's so simple, Lucy.
465
00:20:50,922 --> 00:20:54,075
How have you felt
sleeping with guys?
466
00:20:54,076 --> 00:20:55,442
Weird.
467
00:20:55,443 --> 00:20:57,778
Weird like you think
everything is weird
468
00:20:57,779 --> 00:21:00,114
or weird
like you just didn't like it?
469
00:21:00,115 --> 00:21:04,452
Weird like that must be the reason
I've barely done it.
470
00:21:06,953 --> 00:21:09,890
Did you think that I was?
471
00:21:09,891 --> 00:21:11,725
A vagina lover?
472
00:21:11,726 --> 00:21:14,963
It crossed my mind.
473
00:21:14,964 --> 00:21:16,763
I'm not. I don't... I...
474
00:21:16,764 --> 00:21:19,149
I don't love vaginas.
I'm not...
475
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:21,536
You did own
a Volvo in high school.
476
00:21:21,537 --> 00:21:24,071
- You did.
- Jane, Volvos are
477
00:21:24,072 --> 00:21:26,607
- the safest car.
- Okay.
478
00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:29,944
Shit, Lucy, I'm sorry. I'm...
479
00:21:29,945 --> 00:21:32,597
I'm mad I never brought it up
480
00:21:32,598 --> 00:21:35,250
if it was hurting you
this much.
481
00:21:35,251 --> 00:21:36,617
It's okay.
482
00:21:39,419 --> 00:21:41,990
I probably would have
just lied anyway.
483
00:21:41,991 --> 00:21:44,124
Well, now we know.
484
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:48,324
And now, we've got to get you
to make out with Brit-Brit.
485
00:21:48,325 --> 00:21:50,430
I don't even know
if she likes girls.
486
00:21:50,431 --> 00:21:53,100
Well, then we'll find you
some girls who do.
487
00:21:53,101 --> 00:21:57,672
Lucy, from what I understand,
and I believe this to be true,
488
00:21:57,673 --> 00:21:59,773
all lesbians know each other.
489
00:21:59,774 --> 00:22:01,876
They've all slept
with each other.
490
00:22:01,877 --> 00:22:03,978
So, for you to enter
into the fray,
491
00:22:03,979 --> 00:22:07,115
you're gonna be the star
of the lesbian community.
492
00:22:07,116 --> 00:22:09,050
I don't like that word.
493
00:22:09,051 --> 00:22:10,986
I know. "Community."
494
00:22:17,123 --> 00:22:18,959
I'm scared.
495
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,628
Of course it's scary.
496
00:22:21,994 --> 00:22:25,000
But you think a lot of things
are scary.
497
00:22:25,001 --> 00:22:26,266
You still scared of how
498
00:22:26,267 --> 00:22:28,069
Salt-N-Pepa whisper
in Push It?
499
00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:29,636
Yes. Very.
500
00:22:29,637 --> 00:22:33,274
Look, I'd be scared to touch
someone else's vagina.
501
00:22:35,476 --> 00:22:38,079
But I'm not leaving
this country till you do.
502
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,723
- I love you.
- I love you.
503
00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:58,298
Luce, you okay? What's wrong?
504
00:22:58,299 --> 00:23:01,001
Oh, yeah,
I just had too much tequila.
505
00:23:01,002 --> 00:23:03,654
Oh, give me your hand.
Give me your hand.
506
00:23:03,655 --> 00:23:06,307
I know a cure
for a hangover headache.
507
00:23:06,308 --> 00:23:08,308
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
508
00:23:08,309 --> 00:23:09,543
What'd you do last night?
509
00:23:09,544 --> 00:23:12,546
- Did you have a hot date?
- Mmm, no.
510
00:23:12,547 --> 00:23:15,550
Uh, Jane told me
she's moving to London,
511
00:23:15,551 --> 00:23:18,269
so I got shit-faced.
512
00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:20,988
Oh, Luce, I'm sorry,
513
00:23:20,989 --> 00:23:24,059
but, um, I mean, that...
that...
514
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,359
Well, it sucks.
515
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,661
It's fine. It's okay. Um...
516
00:23:27,662 --> 00:23:30,698
Probably not helping
my headache.
517
00:23:33,866 --> 00:23:36,804
- Is that too much?
- No, it's so nice.
518
00:23:36,805 --> 00:23:39,074
Well, we can hang out more.
519
00:23:40,373 --> 00:23:42,276
Unless you...
520
00:23:42,277 --> 00:23:43,911
- Oh, no.
- ...don't want to.
521
00:23:43,912 --> 00:23:45,546
No, no.
I'd love to.
522
00:23:45,547 --> 00:23:48,148
Okay, good.
523
00:23:48,149 --> 00:23:49,884
Because I'm a lot of fun.
524
00:23:51,484 --> 00:23:52,687
More later?
525
00:24:10,436 --> 00:24:11,639
No.
526
00:24:42,137 --> 00:24:43,604
Have you ever fucked
an Uber driver?
527
00:24:43,605 --> 00:24:44,904
- No.
- That's so something
528
00:24:44,905 --> 00:24:46,374
Drew would do.
529
00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,742
You know Drew.
530
00:24:47,743 --> 00:24:49,109
Which one's Drew?
531
00:24:49,110 --> 00:24:50,277
I've talked about him.
532
00:24:50,278 --> 00:24:51,612
He's the one who only talks
on speakerphone.
533
00:24:51,613 --> 00:24:53,213
He's the fucking worst.
534
00:24:53,214 --> 00:24:55,550
I'd still fuck him, though.
535
00:24:55,551 --> 00:24:56,816
Maybe I should try to do that
536
00:24:56,817 --> 00:24:58,502
- before we leave for London.
- Mmm.
537
00:24:58,503 --> 00:25:00,187
Oh, you're gonna
go to London, too?
538
00:25:00,188 --> 00:25:03,519
- Yeah, I told you that.
- Mmm-mmm. No, you didn't.
539
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,726
I can't wait to go
and be on Jane's team!
540
00:25:05,727 --> 00:25:07,294
I'm so excited! Girls.
541
00:25:07,295 --> 00:25:10,665
Say Vegemite! "Vegemite."
542
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:11,932
That's Australian.
543
00:25:11,933 --> 00:25:13,668
Love It. Storying it.
Posting it.
544
00:25:14,967 --> 00:25:17,270
I'm fully going bi
when I go to London.
545
00:25:17,271 --> 00:25:19,323
The girls are
so fucking hot there.
546
00:25:19,324 --> 00:25:21,376
Wait. Are you, uh,
seeing anyone?
547
00:25:21,377 --> 00:25:23,077
Uh, no, not right now.
548
00:25:23,078 --> 00:25:24,980
Did you guys know I've only
been with seven people?
549
00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,746
- Really?
- Isn't that crazy?
550
00:25:26,747 --> 00:25:29,484
My number's nine, including Danny.
And I feel like...
551
00:25:29,485 --> 00:25:30,818
Danny needs
to let you get to ten.
552
00:25:30,819 --> 00:25:32,652
- Right?
- He needs to.
553
00:25:32,653 --> 00:25:34,222
How many people
have you slept with?
554
00:25:35,121 --> 00:25:36,523
Um...
555
00:25:36,524 --> 00:25:37,824
- Um...
- Too many to count?
556
00:25:37,825 --> 00:25:40,060
- No, no, no. I...
- I wish I was like you,
557
00:25:40,061 --> 00:25:42,297
but we have the same hair,
so I'm on my way.
558
00:25:43,731 --> 00:25:45,146
I love this shirt!
559
00:25:45,147 --> 00:25:46,561
- Oh, really?
- Mmm-hmm.
560
00:25:46,562 --> 00:25:48,068
- Thanks.
- Where'd you get it?
561
00:25:48,069 --> 00:25:49,737
It's probably from the Gap.
Is it from the Gap?
562
00:25:49,738 --> 00:25:51,271
Aw, the Gap.
563
00:25:51,272 --> 00:25:52,974
Um, actually, I think it is.
564
00:25:52,975 --> 00:25:54,609
Aw, the Gap.
565
00:25:56,677 --> 00:25:58,612
- J? J?
- Hmm?
566
00:25:58,613 --> 00:26:00,080
You have something
in your teeth.
567
00:26:00,081 --> 00:26:02,016
- Oh. Thank you.
- Perfect. You got it.
568
00:26:02,017 --> 00:26:04,485
I always tell people when they
have something in their teeth.
569
00:26:04,486 --> 00:26:06,086
I think it's like
the most important thing
570
00:26:06,087 --> 00:26:07,688
- you can do for a friend.
- I totally agree.
571
00:26:07,689 --> 00:26:09,356
I think it's so important.
572
00:26:09,357 --> 00:26:11,927
I mean, it's not like the most
important thing you can do.
573
00:26:11,928 --> 00:26:13,727
I, like... I didn't see it.
574
00:26:13,728 --> 00:26:16,097
I would have said something
if I saw it, J.
575
00:26:16,098 --> 00:26:18,032
♪ Will you come visit us? ♪
576
00:26:18,033 --> 00:26:20,101
♪ Will you come to London? ♪
577
00:26:20,102 --> 00:26:21,201
Will you come?
578
00:26:21,202 --> 00:26:23,598
Well, yeah, I hope so.
We'll see.
579
00:26:23,599 --> 00:26:25,840
Wait, guys.
I have a friend from college
580
00:26:25,841 --> 00:26:27,108
who knows a bunch
of the royals.
581
00:26:27,109 --> 00:26:28,376
We should follow them
on Instagram.
582
00:26:28,377 --> 00:26:29,876
Jane hates Instagram.
583
00:26:29,877 --> 00:26:32,429
I don't hate it.
I just don't go on it a ton.
584
00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:34,983
Well, I hope you like big,
random dinner parties.
585
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:36,984
- Yeah, I love!
- What?
586
00:26:36,985 --> 00:26:38,752
You absolutely
hate dinner parties.
587
00:26:38,753 --> 00:26:41,256
This is different.
When you're abroad, it's different.
588
00:26:41,257 --> 00:26:43,458
When you're abroad,
everything's different.
589
00:26:43,459 --> 00:26:45,660
Everything is different
when you're abroad.
590
00:26:45,661 --> 00:26:47,762
I can't wait
to meet Jane's family!
591
00:26:49,395 --> 00:26:51,732
- Isn't Kat the best?
- She's the best.
592
00:26:51,733 --> 00:26:53,033
You hate her.
593
00:26:53,034 --> 00:26:55,536
I don't hate her,
but she's just a lot.
594
00:26:55,537 --> 00:26:57,071
Yeah, but I like it.
595
00:26:57,072 --> 00:26:59,174
You gals are gonna have fun
in London, aren't you?
596
00:26:59,175 --> 00:27:02,510
Oh, I almost forgot.
I got muffins.
597
00:27:02,511 --> 00:27:04,345
Ooh!
598
00:27:05,478 --> 00:27:07,481
- Bluebs?
- A bluebs and a bran.
599
00:27:07,482 --> 00:27:10,885
We each have half of one now
and half when we're done.
600
00:27:10,886 --> 00:27:12,520
I can't have a whole one now?
601
00:27:12,521 --> 00:27:14,121
No, half and half.
602
00:27:14,122 --> 00:27:15,590
And then we have a snack
waiting for us when we're done.
603
00:27:15,591 --> 00:27:16,756
It's the smart way to do it.
604
00:27:16,757 --> 00:27:18,292
It's the controlling way
to do it.
605
00:27:18,293 --> 00:27:20,495
I'm the thoughtful one
who bought muffins.
606
00:27:20,496 --> 00:27:22,630
Which one do you want?
607
00:27:22,631 --> 00:27:24,031
Bran or bluebs?
608
00:27:24,032 --> 00:27:25,666
Bran, obviously.
609
00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:27,302
End with the bluebs.
610
00:27:29,402 --> 00:27:31,238
I guess I'll have bran.
611
00:27:31,239 --> 00:27:33,141
We need to figure out
your type.
612
00:27:33,142 --> 00:27:34,408
No, no.
613
00:27:34,409 --> 00:27:36,193
Why does she touch me so much?
614
00:27:36,194 --> 00:27:37,978
- You mean Brit-Brit?
- Yeah.
615
00:27:37,979 --> 00:27:40,814
'Cause she wants
to have sex with you.
616
00:27:40,815 --> 00:27:43,651
It's like way more
than normal.
617
00:27:43,652 --> 00:27:44,852
Look, here's the bottom line.
618
00:27:44,853 --> 00:27:45,986
You can use this chick
619
00:27:45,987 --> 00:27:47,321
- as a sexual portal.
- Why?
620
00:27:47,322 --> 00:27:48,990
But this isn't
a lasting relationship.
621
00:27:48,991 --> 00:27:50,290
Touch her stuff, roll around.
622
00:27:50,291 --> 00:27:51,625
Then we've got to get you
on those apps
623
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:52,961
so people know their way
around your area.
624
00:27:52,962 --> 00:27:54,546
I do not want to do that.
625
00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:56,130
Can I ask you something?
626
00:27:56,131 --> 00:27:59,467
Why don't you think you have
to date like everyone else?
627
00:27:59,468 --> 00:28:01,202
No one's gonna ring
on your doorbell one day,
628
00:28:01,203 --> 00:28:02,620
looking for
a wishy-washy lesbian
629
00:28:02,621 --> 00:28:04,038
who might want
to try some stuff.
630
00:28:04,039 --> 00:28:06,257
You don't know that for sure.
631
00:28:06,258 --> 00:28:08,584
Come on, two at a time.
Squeeze your cheeks.
632
00:28:08,585 --> 00:28:10,911
This is different.
633
00:28:10,912 --> 00:28:12,279
How is it different?
634
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,615
Because, what if somebody
I know is on there
635
00:28:14,616 --> 00:28:16,952
and then they're like,
"What? She's gay?"
636
00:28:16,953 --> 00:28:19,687
- Then what?
- Then everybody knows.
637
00:28:19,688 --> 00:28:21,455
Great!
638
00:28:21,456 --> 00:28:22,822
It's not like people know you
639
00:28:22,823 --> 00:28:25,292
as this tried
and true heterosexual.
640
00:28:25,293 --> 00:28:28,763
You never let anyone set you up,
you don't date.
641
00:28:28,764 --> 00:28:30,130
People will be like,
642
00:28:30,131 --> 00:28:32,332
"Oh, good.
She figured it out."
643
00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:34,035
Do you think
people are thinking that?
644
00:28:34,036 --> 00:28:35,469
I don't know!
645
00:28:35,470 --> 00:28:38,940
Everyone is just gonna
want you to be happy.
646
00:28:38,941 --> 00:28:41,342
What if I'm not meant
to be happy?
647
00:28:41,343 --> 00:28:43,177
Oh, my God.
648
00:28:43,178 --> 00:28:46,114
I'm running up there,
and I am not coming back down.
649
00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:47,148
Fine.
650
00:28:49,549 --> 00:28:51,452
I'm sitting here.
651
00:28:51,453 --> 00:28:53,053
Have I ever been happy?
652
00:28:53,054 --> 00:28:55,523
I don't even know
what makes me happy.
653
00:28:55,524 --> 00:28:57,975
I'm nervous all the time.
654
00:28:57,976 --> 00:29:00,427
And I'm scared of everything.
655
00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:02,196
Lucy, these are
lame fucking excuses
656
00:29:02,197 --> 00:29:04,465
so you don't have to step
outside of your comfort zone.
657
00:29:04,466 --> 00:29:06,367
You're more than capable
of being happy.
658
00:29:06,368 --> 00:29:08,435
Don't spew
that bullshit at me.
659
00:29:08,436 --> 00:29:12,089
I'm being vulnerable right now
and you're attacking me.
660
00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:15,743
Squeeze. You're not even comfortable
in your comfort zone.
661
00:29:15,744 --> 00:29:18,145
So, why not just
try something new?
662
00:29:18,146 --> 00:29:20,431
You try 20 different
flavors of ice cream
663
00:29:20,432 --> 00:29:22,717
before you settle on
a single scoop. Do that.
664
00:29:22,718 --> 00:29:25,686
Ice cream is different
than a vagina.
665
00:29:25,687 --> 00:29:27,522
How do you know?
You don't know.
666
00:29:27,523 --> 00:29:29,056
Yeah, I do know.
667
00:29:29,057 --> 00:29:32,227
Otherwise, it would be called
vagice cream.
668
00:29:34,828 --> 00:29:37,097
Am I okay?
669
00:29:37,098 --> 00:29:39,266
I don't want to be this thing
that's different.
670
00:29:39,267 --> 00:29:43,504
I don't want to have
to tell everybody this big thing. It's...
671
00:29:43,505 --> 00:29:47,242
I know that it's fine,
and no one cares, but I care,
672
00:29:48,341 --> 00:29:49,409
and I'm late.
673
00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:51,745
It's so late in life.
674
00:29:51,746 --> 00:29:54,915
Then don't waste
any more time.
675
00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:57,718
I just wish I didn't think
about her so much.
676
00:29:57,719 --> 00:29:59,287
You think about her a lot?
677
00:30:00,586 --> 00:30:04,758
Lucy, you're gonna be fine.
678
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:08,228
Let's go to a gay bar one night
and have a look around.
679
00:30:08,229 --> 00:30:11,366
I'm sure there's a place
with some kind of lesbian jamboree.
680
00:30:12,632 --> 00:30:14,301
The Womb.
681
00:30:14,302 --> 00:30:15,970
You know it's called the Womb.
682
00:30:15,971 --> 00:30:18,206
I've never been more
proud of you. We're going.
683
00:30:18,207 --> 00:30:20,842
No. I'm not ready for that.
684
00:30:20,843 --> 00:30:23,477
Please, it'll be fun.
It's research.
685
00:30:23,478 --> 00:30:26,014
Can I please have the other
half of my muffin now?
686
00:30:26,015 --> 00:30:27,414
And do you want to mention
687
00:30:27,415 --> 00:30:29,684
how much better it is
to end with bluebs?
688
00:30:29,685 --> 00:30:31,551
Don't ignore me, Denise!
689
00:30:31,552 --> 00:30:35,851
You gotta start shaving
above da knees, Denise.
690
00:31:32,144 --> 00:31:35,083
- Hey, pretty. Whatcha doing?
- Oh, um, just...
691
00:31:35,084 --> 00:31:37,499
I was just googling things.
692
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,494
Totally random.
693
00:31:39,495 --> 00:31:41,489
Just totally random stuff.
694
00:31:43,756 --> 00:31:46,094
Oh, Luce, you are so talented.
695
00:31:46,095 --> 00:31:47,394
What?
696
00:31:47,395 --> 00:31:48,997
Like, what are you
even doing here?
697
00:31:50,232 --> 00:31:51,465
Good question.
698
00:31:51,466 --> 00:31:54,970
Actually, I paint.
That's what I like to do.
699
00:31:54,971 --> 00:31:56,933
Well, I want
to see your paintings.
700
00:31:56,934 --> 00:31:58,338
Oh...
701
00:31:58,339 --> 00:32:00,308
No. I mean,
I don't have any of them here.
702
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,943
I didn't think
you had them with you.
703
00:32:01,944 --> 00:32:03,577
Can you imagine?
704
00:32:03,578 --> 00:32:05,780
I just pull out, like,
12 from under the table.
705
00:32:07,515 --> 00:32:11,119
I wanna see your paintings
because I bet they're amazing.
706
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,387
Yeah, maybe one day.
707
00:32:13,388 --> 00:32:14,951
Well, when are
we gonna hang out?
708
00:32:15,450 --> 00:32:16,450
Um...
709
00:32:16,956 --> 00:32:17,953
whenever.
710
00:32:17,954 --> 00:32:20,327
Okay. Tonight?
711
00:32:20,328 --> 00:32:23,198
Sure, I can do tonight.
I can make that work.
712
00:32:23,199 --> 00:32:26,433
Okay, well, I'll cook.
713
00:32:26,434 --> 00:32:28,669
Squee! I'm so excited.
714
00:32:44,851 --> 00:32:46,054
Bitch.
715
00:32:49,222 --> 00:32:51,457
Oh, my God. All the time.
716
00:32:53,695 --> 00:32:55,195
- Really?
- Yes.
717
00:32:55,196 --> 00:32:58,299
Like, boner after boner
after sad little boner.
718
00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:59,533
Wow.
719
00:32:59,534 --> 00:33:01,502
Do they ever ask you
to, like...
720
00:33:02,869 --> 00:33:04,404
diddle them?
721
00:33:04,405 --> 00:33:05,941
Some.
722
00:33:05,942 --> 00:33:07,002
I've diddled.
723
00:33:07,003 --> 00:33:08,842
I diddled. One time.
724
00:33:08,843 --> 00:33:10,544
- You did?
- Yes.
725
00:33:10,545 --> 00:33:13,081
I mean,
I had to try it at some point.
726
00:33:13,082 --> 00:33:14,815
And he was cute.
So, it was fine.
727
00:33:14,816 --> 00:33:16,918
Wow. Did he tip you?
728
00:33:16,919 --> 00:33:18,218
Oh, fuck, yeah.
729
00:33:18,219 --> 00:33:19,903
But that was it.
That was all I did.
730
00:33:19,904 --> 00:33:22,414
That's why I'm saying.
Like, really,
731
00:33:22,415 --> 00:33:25,188
I wanna open
a female-only studio.
732
00:33:25,189 --> 00:33:27,276
They're just...
They're better.
733
00:33:27,277 --> 00:33:29,363
I bet not so many hairy backs.
734
00:33:29,364 --> 00:33:32,867
You'd be surprised.
735
00:33:32,868 --> 00:33:34,469
No, they're, um...
736
00:33:35,335 --> 00:33:36,704
They're much softer.
737
00:33:39,467 --> 00:33:42,310
Oh, my God!
738
00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:44,445
What's your
longest relationship?
739
00:33:45,444 --> 00:33:49,316
I don't know. Not long.
740
00:33:49,317 --> 00:33:52,453
Like, months.
A couple of months.
741
00:33:53,319 --> 00:33:54,855
Have you ever been in love?
742
00:33:54,856 --> 00:33:56,191
Mmm!
743
00:33:57,357 --> 00:33:59,493
- Really?
- No.
744
00:33:59,494 --> 00:34:03,598
Oh, I'm kinda jealous.
Like, you have something great
745
00:34:03,599 --> 00:34:04,898
to look forward to.
746
00:34:04,899 --> 00:34:07,267
- Have you?
- Oh, yeah.
747
00:34:07,268 --> 00:34:09,636
My college boyfriend.
748
00:34:09,637 --> 00:34:12,440
I was obsessed with him,
and I thought that, like,
749
00:34:12,441 --> 00:34:14,742
if he broke up with me,
I would die.
750
00:34:14,743 --> 00:34:16,577
Like, literally die.
751
00:34:16,578 --> 00:34:17,811
What happened?
752
00:34:17,812 --> 00:34:20,448
He moved to Portland,
then he broke up with me.
753
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:22,764
And then I didn't die, so...
754
00:34:22,765 --> 00:34:25,081
Cheers to that.
755
00:34:25,082 --> 00:34:26,586
And then I realized
756
00:34:26,587 --> 00:34:29,724
that I should probably
have sex with more people.
757
00:34:29,725 --> 00:34:30,791
So...
758
00:34:32,092 --> 00:34:33,694
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
759
00:34:33,695 --> 00:34:34,862
Do you miss him?
760
00:34:34,863 --> 00:34:36,931
Mmm... No.
761
00:34:36,932 --> 00:34:39,200
I mean, I see him sometimes.
762
00:34:39,201 --> 00:34:41,468
I feel like he's a weirdo.
763
00:34:41,469 --> 00:34:44,872
And I think
that he's gay, so...
764
00:34:44,873 --> 00:34:46,207
Really?
765
00:34:47,107 --> 00:34:48,908
I don't know.
766
00:34:48,909 --> 00:34:51,278
It's a spectrum, right?
767
00:34:51,279 --> 00:34:55,216
Gay, straight, bi.
What does it even all mean?
768
00:34:55,217 --> 00:34:56,650
I think in that case,
769
00:34:56,651 --> 00:34:59,220
it means you're
either gay, straight or bi.
770
00:34:59,221 --> 00:35:02,117
You're funny.
771
00:35:02,118 --> 00:35:03,891
You're funny.
772
00:35:05,925 --> 00:35:10,198
I mean, I think everyone falls
somewhere on the spectrum.
773
00:35:10,199 --> 00:35:12,599
Like, I know
I'm on the spectrum.
774
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,570
You're on the spectrum,
don't you think?
775
00:35:17,037 --> 00:35:19,574
- Probably.
- Hmm. Love is love.
776
00:35:24,412 --> 00:35:26,281
Have you ever made out
with a girl?
777
00:35:30,283 --> 00:35:32,085
You haven't?
778
00:35:32,086 --> 00:35:33,887
- No.
- What?
779
00:35:33,888 --> 00:35:34,955
Why do you say that?
780
00:35:34,956 --> 00:35:38,492
No, I just, like... I assumed.
781
00:35:38,493 --> 00:35:41,062
Because you're a woman
with the times.
782
00:35:41,063 --> 00:35:42,697
What?
783
00:35:42,698 --> 00:35:44,331
What does that mean?
784
00:35:44,332 --> 00:35:46,450
I don't know.
I just feel like...
785
00:35:46,451 --> 00:35:48,569
everyone should try it
at some point.
786
00:35:49,869 --> 00:35:50,871
Have you?
787
00:35:51,605 --> 00:35:52,607
No.
788
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,909
Not yet.
789
00:36:01,347 --> 00:36:02,750
Show me one of your paintings.
790
00:36:04,718 --> 00:36:05,752
Um...
791
00:36:05,753 --> 00:36:07,822
And then I'll leave after.
I promise.
792
00:36:07,823 --> 00:36:09,156
You don't have to go.
793
00:36:09,157 --> 00:36:10,158
Uh, I mean,
you don't have to do that.
794
00:36:10,159 --> 00:36:11,891
Okay.
795
00:36:11,892 --> 00:36:13,661
- Just one.
- Fine.
796
00:36:18,165 --> 00:36:20,067
- There's...
- Ooh.
797
00:36:20,068 --> 00:36:22,903
This is so cool.
798
00:36:23,603 --> 00:36:25,506
I love that you paint.
799
00:36:26,039 --> 00:36:28,308
Oh, my God.
800
00:36:28,309 --> 00:36:30,194
Lucy.
801
00:36:30,195 --> 00:36:32,238
They're old.
They're really old.
802
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,327
I haven't painted
in a long time.
803
00:36:34,328 --> 00:36:36,417
This is what
you should be doing.
804
00:36:37,617 --> 00:36:39,354
I don't know.
805
00:36:44,423 --> 00:36:45,793
I should go.
806
00:36:51,331 --> 00:36:52,632
This was fun.
807
00:36:52,633 --> 00:36:54,869
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right?
808
00:36:54,870 --> 00:36:56,703
Um, we should do it more.
809
00:36:56,704 --> 00:36:58,806
- Totally. Yeah.
- Yeah.
810
00:37:05,812 --> 00:37:07,047
Good night.
811
00:37:07,048 --> 00:37:08,283
Night-night.
812
00:37:19,492 --> 00:37:21,895
"Night-night?"
What?
813
00:37:21,896 --> 00:37:27,168
When you let go and start
to embrace who you really are,
814
00:37:27,169 --> 00:37:29,470
that's when you start
to open up
815
00:37:29,471 --> 00:37:33,073
your hearts and your bodies.
816
00:37:33,074 --> 00:37:35,810
Today, I want you to remember
817
00:37:35,811 --> 00:37:39,380
to lead with hope
and not with fear.
818
00:37:39,381 --> 00:37:41,415
Fear only holds you back.
819
00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:43,551
I don't know.
I didn't ask her to stay.
820
00:37:43,552 --> 00:37:46,386
Maybe I should have.
821
00:37:46,387 --> 00:37:48,856
I don't like this.
You have shaky voice.
822
00:37:48,857 --> 00:37:49,957
No, I don't.
823
00:37:49,958 --> 00:37:52,093
- Yes, you do.
- God, it's just weird.
824
00:37:52,094 --> 00:37:54,712
It's all... weird.
825
00:37:54,713 --> 00:37:56,739
I'm weird. I hate this.
826
00:37:56,740 --> 00:37:58,766
How close was the kiss?
827
00:37:59,299 --> 00:38:00,750
Like, close.
828
00:38:00,751 --> 00:38:02,427
Show me where?
829
00:38:02,428 --> 00:38:04,104
Like, here.
830
00:38:04,105 --> 00:38:06,006
That's pretty close.
831
00:38:06,007 --> 00:38:08,076
I don't know about this bitch.
If she's fucking with you,
832
00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,594
I'll fuck her shit up.
833
00:38:09,595 --> 00:38:11,112
Do you think she's gay?
834
00:38:11,113 --> 00:38:13,647
I have no idea.
835
00:38:13,648 --> 00:38:15,616
But, like,
if you had to guess...
836
00:38:15,617 --> 00:38:16,984
I mean, I've never kissed
837
00:38:16,985 --> 00:38:19,487
a platonic girlfriend
on a mouth corner.
838
00:38:22,090 --> 00:38:24,992
She said
women have soft backs.
839
00:38:24,993 --> 00:38:28,263
Ew. Jesus. What?
And you drank white wine?
840
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:30,465
Lucy, I'm genuinely alarmed.
841
00:38:31,631 --> 00:38:33,768
Maybe she's more confused
than I am.
842
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:34,768
Maybe.
843
00:38:34,769 --> 00:38:36,703
But you need someone
who knows.
844
00:38:36,704 --> 00:38:38,073
Two people trying to figure out
if they're lesbians together,
845
00:38:38,074 --> 00:38:39,740
that might be the worst idea
I've ever heard.
846
00:38:39,741 --> 00:38:41,142
That's why we're going
to the Womb.
847
00:38:41,143 --> 00:38:42,376
- No.
- Yes.
848
00:38:42,377 --> 00:38:43,661
- I don't want to.
- We're finding you
849
00:38:43,662 --> 00:38:45,321
- a girlfriend before I leave.
- Please.
850
00:38:59,326 --> 00:39:00,929
♪ Heart to break... ♪
851
00:39:03,163 --> 00:39:04,764
I'd make a great lesbian.
852
00:39:04,765 --> 00:39:06,901
That's the real shame
in all of this.
853
00:39:06,902 --> 00:39:08,103
How are you doing?
854
00:39:08,104 --> 00:39:10,604
Good. Great.
855
00:39:10,605 --> 00:39:13,408
This girl's cute. She's cute.
She's cute, she's cute.
856
00:39:14,475 --> 00:39:15,409
Hi.
857
00:39:15,410 --> 00:39:16,811
I'm Jane. This is Lucy.
858
00:39:17,711 --> 00:39:20,375
Hi.
859
00:39:20,376 --> 00:39:22,283
Do you wanna come
dance with me?
860
00:39:22,284 --> 00:39:24,385
Um, I...
861
00:39:24,386 --> 00:39:26,486
I don't... I, uh...
862
00:39:26,487 --> 00:39:29,657
I, um... I have a drink.
I'm drinking it.
863
00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:32,627
- So, um...
- Okay.
864
00:39:33,593 --> 00:39:35,144
- Go with her.
- What?
865
00:39:35,145 --> 00:39:36,696
Why did you do that to me?
866
00:39:36,697 --> 00:39:40,468
Oh, my God!
Because you never do anything.
867
00:39:40,469 --> 00:39:42,770
Come on, let's have some fun.
868
00:39:45,705 --> 00:39:48,191
♪ Even if it means
That I'll never ♪
869
00:39:48,192 --> 00:39:50,677
♪ Put myself back together ♪
870
00:39:50,678 --> 00:39:54,081
♪ Gonna give you
My heart to break ♪
871
00:39:54,082 --> 00:39:56,684
♪ Even if
I'll end up in shatters ♪
872
00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:59,286
♪ Baby, it doesn't matter ♪
873
00:39:59,287 --> 00:40:03,257
♪ Gonna give you
My heart to break ♪
874
00:40:03,258 --> 00:40:07,761
♪ I tried to fight
But I can't help it ♪
875
00:40:07,762 --> 00:40:11,999
♪ Don't care if this is
My worst mistake ♪
876
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,170
♪ 'Cause no one else
Could do it better ♪
877
00:40:16,171 --> 00:40:19,975
♪ And that's why I give you
My heart to break ♪
878
00:40:44,432 --> 00:40:46,834
Right, so, I thought
we'd have a quick debrief...
879
00:40:46,835 --> 00:40:48,635
He sounds
so fucking hot.
880
00:40:48,636 --> 00:40:51,106
...Jeremy from accounts.
881
00:40:51,107 --> 00:40:52,773
Uh, there were a few...
882
00:41:04,051 --> 00:41:05,420
- ...and there are...
- Yeah.
883
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:06,820
...some responsibilities
884
00:41:06,821 --> 00:41:08,288
that I'm gonna run up
the flagpole
885
00:41:08,289 --> 00:41:09,887
and see if they will fall
in your lap.
886
00:41:09,888 --> 00:41:11,487
Yeah, we can have that
by tomorrow.
887
00:41:15,528 --> 00:41:16,964
...they want us
to focus on it.
888
00:41:16,965 --> 00:41:18,494
So, I'm just giving you
a heads-up for that.
889
00:41:18,495 --> 00:41:20,200
Uh-huh!
890
00:41:36,081 --> 00:41:37,985
...we can
tie up together.
891
00:41:37,986 --> 00:41:39,654
I don't think they need to be
as dispersed as they are.
892
00:41:39,655 --> 00:41:40,888
But that's just
the best practice.
893
00:41:40,889 --> 00:41:42,757
- Uh-huh.
- You know?
894
00:41:45,626 --> 00:41:47,361
Whatcha doin'?
895
00:41:47,362 --> 00:41:49,163
Oh, nothing. I'm just...
896
00:41:49,164 --> 00:41:52,767
Dumb online shopping.
897
00:41:52,768 --> 00:41:54,269
That one's kinda cute.
898
00:41:55,802 --> 00:41:58,472
Oh, I'm not really a...
899
00:41:58,473 --> 00:42:00,775
hole in the shoulders
kind of girl.
900
00:42:00,776 --> 00:42:02,393
Well, you only need
901
00:42:02,394 --> 00:42:04,012
one good shoulder
for that shirt.
902
00:42:04,013 --> 00:42:06,147
- And you have two.
- Oh?
903
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:08,683
- Mmm-hmm.
- Thanks.
904
00:42:08,684 --> 00:42:11,218
I just had the best idea.
905
00:42:11,219 --> 00:42:14,522
- Does it involve my shoulders?
- Yeah, it does.
906
00:42:14,523 --> 00:42:16,291
We should have a try-on party.
907
00:42:16,292 --> 00:42:17,857
What's a try-on party?
908
00:42:17,858 --> 00:42:22,558
Like, try-on-my-clothes party.
909
00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:23,697
I love fashion.
910
00:42:23,698 --> 00:42:25,132
I should've been a stylist.
911
00:42:25,133 --> 00:42:27,168
Whatever. That's not even
what we're talking about.
912
00:42:27,169 --> 00:42:28,268
We'll have some wine.
913
00:42:28,269 --> 00:42:30,671
You try on my clothes
that I never wear
914
00:42:30,672 --> 00:42:32,990
and if you like them,
you can keep them.
915
00:42:32,991 --> 00:42:35,310
- Did you just make that up?
- Mmm-mmm.
916
00:42:35,311 --> 00:42:37,311
Everybody has try-on parties.
917
00:42:37,312 --> 00:42:40,015
Really? I...
I don't think that's true.
918
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:40,981
It is true!
919
00:42:40,982 --> 00:42:42,916
Doesn't it sound fun, though?
920
00:42:42,917 --> 00:42:44,585
Do you have a lot of pants?
921
00:42:44,586 --> 00:42:46,253
Lucy, this is like a...
922
00:42:46,254 --> 00:42:49,490
No. It's like you need
more colors and pattern.
923
00:42:49,491 --> 00:42:51,692
Introduce new things
to your life.
924
00:42:53,426 --> 00:42:54,895
And you CC'd me on that?
925
00:42:54,896 --> 00:42:56,364
- Yeah.
- Okay.
926
00:42:57,564 --> 00:42:59,500
Hi. They didn't have
any, um...
927
00:42:59,501 --> 00:43:01,768
Hi!
928
00:43:01,769 --> 00:43:03,904
- Oh, it's so good to see you!
- Hi.
929
00:43:03,905 --> 00:43:05,940
I love this jacket.
930
00:43:05,941 --> 00:43:09,377
Thanks. Thank you.
I love your dress?
931
00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,145
- I designed it.
- No way.
932
00:43:11,146 --> 00:43:12,630
- Yeah.
- That's so nice.
933
00:43:12,631 --> 00:43:14,106
- How are you?
- I'm good.
934
00:43:14,107 --> 00:43:16,096
- How are you?
- I'm so good.
935
00:43:16,097 --> 00:43:17,855
I'm so excited for my girl.
936
00:43:17,856 --> 00:43:19,371
Get your food and eat with us.
937
00:43:19,372 --> 00:43:20,887
Oh, no, no. You guys go do
938
00:43:20,888 --> 00:43:23,724
your cute little thing.
939
00:43:26,993 --> 00:43:28,863
I can't believe you just
asked her to eat with us.
940
00:43:28,864 --> 00:43:30,698
Oh, stop. I knew she wouldn't.
941
00:43:30,699 --> 00:43:32,532
Well, I'm sure
she'd love to be
942
00:43:32,533 --> 00:43:35,870
in the middle of our little
"cute little thing."
943
00:43:35,871 --> 00:43:37,604
I have so much shit
to get through.
944
00:43:37,605 --> 00:43:40,008
They just asked
if I could leave earlier.
945
00:43:40,009 --> 00:43:42,710
- I'm not going to.
- Good.
946
00:43:42,711 --> 00:43:45,413
Can they send Kat?
Like, today?
947
00:43:45,414 --> 00:43:46,641
I'll go pack her things.
948
00:43:46,642 --> 00:43:49,083
All right.
Enough with that already.
949
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:51,636
All right, well, maybe
I'm just a little bit sad
950
00:43:51,637 --> 00:43:54,189
that my best friend
is moving across the world.
951
00:43:54,190 --> 00:43:55,755
Well, maybe you could be happy
for me.
952
00:43:55,756 --> 00:43:57,657
That's what best friends
are supposed to do.
953
00:43:57,658 --> 00:43:59,559
- I am happy for you.
- Then act like it.
954
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,064
Are you serious right now?
When am I not happy for you?
955
00:44:08,401 --> 00:44:10,870
Ooh. Ooh.
956
00:44:10,871 --> 00:44:12,439
I'm not doing this now.
957
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,141
Oh, you're not doing this now?
958
00:44:14,142 --> 00:44:16,343
When would be better
for you to do this?
959
00:44:16,344 --> 00:44:18,546
Since everything is always
on your schedule.
960
00:44:18,547 --> 00:44:19,746
I'm at work.
961
00:44:19,747 --> 00:44:20,848
I don't know what happens
at a spa,
962
00:44:20,849 --> 00:44:22,383
but we're professionals here.
963
00:44:22,384 --> 00:44:23,918
Oh, nice. You got a dig in.
964
00:44:23,919 --> 00:44:25,786
Any other judgments
you want to share?
965
00:44:25,787 --> 00:44:27,221
- Oh, please.
- What?
966
00:44:27,222 --> 00:44:28,957
You want to boss me around
a little bit more?
967
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,425
- Boss...
- Tell me how to live my life?
968
00:44:30,426 --> 00:44:31,858
Boss you around?
969
00:44:31,859 --> 00:44:32,688
You're free to do whatever
the fuck you want.
970
00:44:32,689 --> 00:44:33,928
Oh, well...
971
00:44:33,929 --> 00:44:35,680
I know you take that to heart.
972
00:44:35,681 --> 00:44:37,431
What's that supposed to mean?
973
00:44:37,432 --> 00:44:39,433
You always do
whatever the fuck you want.
974
00:44:39,434 --> 00:44:42,270
You feel like making out
with some girl at a club,
975
00:44:42,271 --> 00:44:44,205
then you make out
with some girl at a club.
976
00:44:44,206 --> 00:44:46,141
She asked if she could
kiss me, so I said yes.
977
00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:47,874
Because it's more fun
to say yes.
978
00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:49,493
If you wanted to, you could've
done the same thing.
979
00:44:49,494 --> 00:44:51,921
Why? So you could tell me
I was doing it wrong?
980
00:44:51,922 --> 00:44:54,349
Oh, my God, Lucy,
do shit however you want.
981
00:44:54,350 --> 00:44:56,183
I am not your keeper.
982
00:44:56,184 --> 00:44:58,486
What?
You're always controlling me.
983
00:44:58,487 --> 00:44:59,920
You control everything I do.
984
00:44:59,921 --> 00:45:01,572
You told me when I could eat
a fucking muffin.
985
00:45:01,573 --> 00:45:03,224
Yeah, because if I didn't
tell you what to do,
986
00:45:03,225 --> 00:45:04,792
you'd probably
never leave the house.
987
00:45:04,793 --> 00:45:06,361
You can't make any decisions
on your own.
988
00:45:06,362 --> 00:45:07,928
You don't do anything.
989
00:45:07,929 --> 00:45:09,164
You can't even decide
what gender of the human race
990
00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:10,946
- you want to fuck.
- Fuck you.
991
00:45:10,947 --> 00:45:12,524
You probably
do want to fuck me.
992
00:45:12,525 --> 00:45:14,101
- What?
- Everyone thinks that.
993
00:45:14,102 --> 00:45:15,971
What are you talking about?
994
00:45:15,972 --> 00:45:17,537
We're not a couple, Lucy.
995
00:45:17,538 --> 00:45:20,308
Nobody thinks we're a couple.
What? Are you insane?
996
00:45:20,309 --> 00:45:21,993
People think we're, like,
confusing twins.
997
00:45:21,994 --> 00:45:23,678
What... what the fuck
is wrong with you?
998
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,345
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
999
00:45:25,346 --> 00:45:27,015
You can't even handle the fact
that I have another friend.
1000
00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:28,615
Oh, what a fun friend.
1001
00:45:28,616 --> 00:45:30,351
You know what? At least
Kat talks about things.
1002
00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,220
Yeah. It was
really thrilling to find out
1003
00:45:32,221 --> 00:45:34,088
that she can suck a dick
and order Postmates
1004
00:45:34,089 --> 00:45:36,173
- at the same time.
- That was thrilling.
1005
00:45:36,174 --> 00:45:38,417
And it's fun to hear
crazy fucking stories
1006
00:45:38,418 --> 00:45:40,661
instead of wallowing in sorrow
the whole time.
1007
00:45:40,662 --> 00:45:41,929
At some point
you're gonna have
1008
00:45:41,930 --> 00:45:43,363
to pull your head
out of your own ass.
1009
00:45:43,364 --> 00:45:44,599
You think Kat could teach me
how to do that?
1010
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,865
I bet you she's tried.
1011
00:45:45,866 --> 00:45:47,868
Real friends
tell each other shit.
1012
00:45:47,869 --> 00:45:49,169
I tell you everything.
1013
00:45:49,170 --> 00:45:51,639
Except the most
important thing.
1014
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,307
It's not about you, Jane.
1015
00:45:53,308 --> 00:45:54,975
I'm not saying it's about me.
1016
00:45:54,976 --> 00:45:57,678
Christ, if anything,
it's all about you.
1017
00:45:57,679 --> 00:45:59,347
The only thing
you can focus on
1018
00:45:59,348 --> 00:46:01,015
is a lunatic
who touches you a lot,
1019
00:46:01,016 --> 00:46:03,318
whose job it is to
touch people for a living.
1020
00:46:03,319 --> 00:46:04,618
But this is what you do.
1021
00:46:04,619 --> 00:46:07,422
Turn everything around
into this self-pity party.
1022
00:46:07,423 --> 00:46:09,574
It can be really scary
to try new things.
1023
00:46:09,575 --> 00:46:11,726
When's the last time
you ever took a risk?
1024
00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:13,460
I'm moving to fucking London.
1025
00:46:13,461 --> 00:46:15,730
Yeah. You're moving back
to where you're from
1026
00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:16,830
with your boyfriend,
1027
00:46:16,831 --> 00:46:18,832
and on a fucking
expense account.
1028
00:46:18,833 --> 00:46:21,201
That's not taking a risk.
That's a whim.
1029
00:46:21,202 --> 00:46:23,570
It's an opportunity
to advance my career.
1030
00:46:23,571 --> 00:46:25,941
Do you ever think about actually
doing something for a living?
1031
00:46:25,942 --> 00:46:27,075
You know,
it's hard to be a painter
1032
00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:28,209
if you stop fucking painting.
1033
00:46:28,210 --> 00:46:29,977
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
1034
00:46:29,978 --> 00:46:31,745
You know what?
1035
00:46:31,746 --> 00:46:33,748
I wouldn't fuck you.
If you were the last person on Earth,
1036
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:34,881
I wouldn't fuck you.
1037
00:46:34,882 --> 00:46:36,533
I feel sorry for you.
1038
00:46:36,534 --> 00:46:38,185
Don't. You don't need to.
1039
00:46:38,186 --> 00:46:40,455
You obviously don't know
anything about me.
1040
00:46:40,456 --> 00:46:42,991
Well, it's not
because I didn't try.
1041
00:46:43,991 --> 00:46:45,393
Have a good trip.
1042
00:46:48,996 --> 00:46:51,298
- Just call her.
- Oh, God.
1043
00:46:51,299 --> 00:46:53,969
When do you think
the last time I wore this was?
1044
00:46:53,970 --> 00:46:55,670
When you filmed The Wiz?
1045
00:46:55,671 --> 00:46:57,104
I don't feel joy.
1046
00:46:57,105 --> 00:46:59,574
How could you? It's very ugly.
1047
00:46:59,575 --> 00:47:00,975
This is hers.
1048
00:47:00,976 --> 00:47:02,426
- Whose?
- Hers.
1049
00:47:02,427 --> 00:47:03,877
Her name is Lucy.
1050
00:47:03,878 --> 00:47:05,913
She's your best friend.
1051
00:47:05,914 --> 00:47:07,314
What, we can't say
her name anymore?
1052
00:47:07,315 --> 00:47:09,316
She probably
doesn't even know...
1053
00:47:09,317 --> 00:47:11,319
She has, like, 4,000 of these.
1054
00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:30,071
So, why don't you
just call her?
1055
00:47:30,072 --> 00:47:32,607
Tell her you have it. Make up.
1056
00:47:32,608 --> 00:47:33,840
Maybe you won't be sad.
1057
00:47:33,841 --> 00:47:36,059
I'm not calling her.
I'm not sad.
1058
00:47:36,060 --> 00:47:38,278
I'm done.
She's never happy for me.
1059
00:47:38,279 --> 00:47:39,847
So, what, you're just gonna
go to London
1060
00:47:39,848 --> 00:47:41,582
and never talk
to your best friend?
1061
00:47:41,583 --> 00:47:43,351
Probably.
1062
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,187
Oh, I hate
this stupid sweater!
1063
00:47:47,188 --> 00:47:50,058
Okay. All right, listen,
this is your favorite sweater.
1064
00:47:50,059 --> 00:47:53,161
Now I think we're just
misplacing our feelings.
1065
00:47:53,162 --> 00:47:55,580
I just wanted her
to move forward.
1066
00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:57,999
I know.
But it's not up to you.
1067
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,466
Well, it should be.
1068
00:47:59,467 --> 00:48:01,669
You were saying
she called you bossy, right?
1069
00:48:02,870 --> 00:48:04,371
Aw, come here.
1070
00:48:04,372 --> 00:48:07,508
I know. I know, I know,
I know, I know. Come here.
1071
00:48:08,608 --> 00:48:10,905
I'm sorry, baby.
1072
00:48:10,906 --> 00:48:13,177
Maybe we should go earlier.
1073
00:48:13,178 --> 00:48:15,449
Everything is gonna be okay.
1074
00:48:15,450 --> 00:48:17,652
It's just a stressful time
right now.
1075
00:48:22,023 --> 00:48:23,624
Are we waiting
on your friend?
1076
00:48:24,390 --> 00:48:26,108
Mmm-mmm. No, it's just me.
1077
00:48:26,109 --> 00:48:27,827
Oh. What can I get you?
1078
00:48:27,828 --> 00:48:32,367
Um, I will have
a veggie burger.
1079
00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:33,968
Mmm-hmm. That it?
1080
00:48:33,969 --> 00:48:36,837
Um, and an iced coffee, please.
1081
00:48:36,838 --> 00:48:38,105
Mmm. Cream?
1082
00:48:38,106 --> 00:48:40,608
Yes, please.
Oh, no, actually...
1083
00:48:40,609 --> 00:48:42,210
Just... Just black.
1084
00:49:13,773 --> 00:49:15,476
Ta-da!
1085
00:49:15,477 --> 00:49:16,610
Try-on party!
1086
00:49:16,611 --> 00:49:20,916
- Oh, wow. Time to try me on.
- Ooh.
1087
00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:22,517
Or whatever.
1088
00:49:24,617 --> 00:49:26,120
- Wow.
- Here.
1089
00:49:26,121 --> 00:49:30,025
Put this one on.
I'm gonna go grab wine.
1090
00:49:30,026 --> 00:49:31,593
Oh, my God.
1091
00:49:38,031 --> 00:49:40,350
I feel like we need music.
1092
00:49:42,671 --> 00:49:44,739
Ooh, and atmosphere.
1093
00:49:47,607 --> 00:49:48,776
Um...
1094
00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:51,211
Much better.
1095
00:49:51,212 --> 00:49:52,547
There we go.
1096
00:49:53,813 --> 00:49:55,865
Look at your cute little body.
1097
00:49:55,866 --> 00:49:57,919
Oh, my God.
1098
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,287
Wait. Okay.
1099
00:50:00,288 --> 00:50:02,090
I'm gonna help you.
1100
00:50:02,091 --> 00:50:03,690
Um...
1101
00:50:03,691 --> 00:50:04,959
Is that your... Did you...
1102
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,560
Why did you put it
over your head?
1103
00:50:06,561 --> 00:50:08,129
- I don't know.
- You could've just, like,
1104
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:10,114
stepped into it here. Ooh.
1105
00:50:10,115 --> 00:50:12,100
It's gonna look so good
though, once it's on.
1106
00:50:12,101 --> 00:50:14,970
Oh, sorry!
1107
00:50:14,971 --> 00:50:16,537
Oh, there's a zipper.
1108
00:50:19,007 --> 00:50:21,475
That's so funny!
1109
00:50:21,476 --> 00:50:23,945
- That's so funny.
- Here we go.
1110
00:50:23,946 --> 00:50:27,082
Oh, my God. Yes, babe!
1111
00:50:27,876 --> 00:50:30,417
- Wow.
- You look so hot.
1112
00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:32,836
- What?
- I don't use that word like that.
1113
00:50:32,837 --> 00:50:35,255
Luce, you have no idea
how hot you are.
1114
00:50:35,256 --> 00:50:38,093
Like, seriously. Turn around.
Look at your ass.
1115
00:50:38,094 --> 00:50:39,894
You have to keep that.
1116
00:50:39,895 --> 00:50:41,695
I'm a genius. I know.
1117
00:50:41,696 --> 00:50:43,731
Where do you even
wear something like this?
1118
00:50:43,732 --> 00:50:45,132
Like the clurb.
1119
00:50:45,133 --> 00:50:46,633
Where? Is that a restaurant?
1120
00:50:46,634 --> 00:50:49,137
The clurb. It's, like,
a funny word for the club.
1121
00:50:49,138 --> 00:50:51,039
- Oh, the club? That's right.
- Yes!
1122
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,941
- I don't...
- You're keeping that.
1123
00:50:52,942 --> 00:50:54,374
This one's next.
1124
00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:56,244
Let's take a break.
Let's take a pot break.
1125
00:50:56,245 --> 00:50:58,513
- Okay.
- For the anxiety.
1126
00:50:59,078 --> 00:51:00,915
You're right.
1127
00:51:00,916 --> 00:51:03,079
You know,
colors look good on you.
1128
00:51:07,253 --> 00:51:09,257
Gray's a color.
1129
00:51:10,956 --> 00:51:13,794
I can't stop thinking
about your paintings.
1130
00:51:13,795 --> 00:51:15,262
Please.
1131
00:51:15,263 --> 00:51:18,332
No, seriously. Did you, like,
1132
00:51:18,333 --> 00:51:21,602
go to fancy art school
or something?
1133
00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:26,074
No.
1134
00:51:26,075 --> 00:51:27,508
Why not?
1135
00:51:28,776 --> 00:51:30,311
I don't know.
1136
00:51:32,312 --> 00:51:35,150
Well, why don't you be
a painter?
1137
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:39,787
I don't know.
1138
00:51:42,721 --> 00:51:45,460
Why don't you
really try fashion?
1139
00:51:47,227 --> 00:51:49,064
'Cause it's hard.
1140
00:51:49,065 --> 00:51:51,365
And I'm lazy.
1141
00:51:51,366 --> 00:51:53,668
And it's just like a hobby.
1142
00:51:53,669 --> 00:51:54,868
But it's a tragedy
1143
00:51:54,869 --> 00:51:57,705
because I would've been,
like, a major success.
1144
00:52:01,842 --> 00:52:03,177
But you're different.
1145
00:52:15,555 --> 00:52:19,694
I feel like there's something
going on here.
1146
00:52:23,658 --> 00:52:24,732
Yeah?
1147
00:52:26,265 --> 00:52:27,535
So...
1148
00:52:31,304 --> 00:52:32,573
Yeah.
1149
00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:48,498
What are you doing?
1150
00:53:48,499 --> 00:53:50,018
I'm gonna go pee.
1151
00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:37,532
I should, um...
I should probably go.
1152
00:54:41,401 --> 00:54:42,469
Really?
1153
00:54:44,138 --> 00:54:45,805
Yeah, I just have
1154
00:54:45,806 --> 00:54:48,743
a lot of errands
to run and stuff,
1155
00:54:48,744 --> 00:54:52,413
but thanks for having me over.
1156
00:54:52,414 --> 00:54:53,881
That was really fun.
1157
00:54:56,982 --> 00:54:59,487
Don't you want
to stay a little while longer?
1158
00:54:59,488 --> 00:55:01,722
Just a little.
1159
00:55:01,723 --> 00:55:03,891
Yeah, I do. I...
1160
00:55:04,490 --> 00:55:05,860
I gotta go.
1161
00:55:09,129 --> 00:55:10,665
Well, thanks for...
1162
00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,003
...everything.
1163
00:55:22,575 --> 00:55:24,445
Go back to bed.
1164
00:55:25,111 --> 00:55:26,381
Boop.
1165
00:55:43,263 --> 00:55:44,497
I love that she thinks
1166
00:55:44,498 --> 00:55:46,066
we were sisters
in a past life.
1167
00:55:46,067 --> 00:55:47,635
I've always thought that
about us.
1168
00:55:47,636 --> 00:55:49,365
Bye, see you guys...
1169
00:55:49,366 --> 00:55:50,938
Bye!
1170
00:55:50,939 --> 00:55:53,307
- Fucking love that class!
- Me, too.
1171
00:56:00,746 --> 00:56:02,517
Are you sure?
You don't have to do this.
1172
00:56:02,518 --> 00:56:03,583
No, I'm positive.
1173
00:56:03,584 --> 00:56:04,851
I actually think it would be
1174
00:56:04,852 --> 00:56:06,421
really helpful
to get there sooner.
1175
00:56:07,087 --> 00:56:08,288
Great.
1176
00:56:08,289 --> 00:56:10,425
And Kat's agreed
to go early also.
1177
00:56:10,426 --> 00:56:12,226
Even better!
1178
00:56:12,227 --> 00:56:14,462
Anyway, let me know
if you need anything, Jane.
1179
00:56:14,463 --> 00:56:15,829
And in the meantime,
I'll make sure
1180
00:56:15,830 --> 00:56:17,598
everything is set up for you
across the lake.
1181
00:56:17,599 --> 00:56:19,083
Well, thank you again.
1182
00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:20,567
No, thank you, Jane.
1183
00:56:20,568 --> 00:56:22,519
You're saving me a crapload
of money.
1184
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,472
Start packing. Yeah?
1185
00:56:32,012 --> 00:56:32,879
Hey.
1186
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,283
- Oh, hi.
- How are you feeling?
1187
00:56:35,284 --> 00:56:37,351
Good. You?
1188
00:56:37,352 --> 00:56:39,487
Great.
Except, whose idea was it
1189
00:56:39,488 --> 00:56:41,839
to drink and smoke so much?
1190
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:44,192
- Yours.
- Oh, yeah. Oops.
1191
00:56:46,126 --> 00:56:47,227
Wrong folder.
1192
00:56:47,228 --> 00:56:48,712
I'm still high.
1193
00:56:48,713 --> 00:56:50,197
What are you doing tonight?
1194
00:56:50,198 --> 00:56:51,299
I can't wait
for this day to be over.
1195
00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:52,427
Hmm?
1196
00:56:52,428 --> 00:56:54,202
Oh, nothing. I was, um...
1197
00:56:55,368 --> 00:56:56,537
I need a nap.
1198
00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:00,691
- Me, too.
- Yeah.
1199
00:57:00,692 --> 00:57:02,843
Um... Are things weird?
1200
00:57:04,978 --> 00:57:06,047
Between us?
1201
00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:07,647
Yeah.
1202
00:57:07,648 --> 00:57:10,018
No. Why would they be weird?
1203
00:57:10,019 --> 00:57:11,351
I had so much fun.
1204
00:57:11,352 --> 00:57:13,449
Like, I always
wanted to try that
1205
00:57:13,450 --> 00:57:15,503
and we did.
1206
00:57:15,504 --> 00:57:17,558
Maybe we can do it again.
1207
00:57:19,259 --> 00:57:21,495
Sure. I mean, yeah. I...
1208
00:57:21,496 --> 00:57:23,030
I'm free tonight
if you want to...
1209
00:57:23,031 --> 00:57:25,266
I mean,
I know it's last minute.
1210
00:57:25,267 --> 00:57:27,502
Well, I can't tonight,
but soon.
1211
00:57:27,503 --> 00:57:29,104
- Cool.
- Cool.
1212
00:57:52,926 --> 00:57:59,867
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1213
00:58:01,302 --> 00:58:05,039
♪ Happy birthday
To my lovely and funny ♪
1214
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:08,676
♪ And-sometimes-mad-at-me-
For-no-reason-at-all baby ♪
1215
00:58:11,044 --> 00:58:13,748
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1216
00:58:13,749 --> 00:58:16,016
Aw! Thank you, my babe.
1217
00:58:16,017 --> 00:58:17,918
You're welcome.
I used to work at IHOP,
1218
00:58:17,919 --> 00:58:19,820
so I know the recipe.
1219
00:58:19,821 --> 00:58:21,722
You can share some of that
if you want.
1220
00:58:21,723 --> 00:58:22,990
- No, I can't.
- Okay.
1221
00:58:22,991 --> 00:58:24,308
- It's your birthday.
- Good to know.
1222
00:58:24,309 --> 00:58:25,626
What was I thinking?
What was I thinking?
1223
00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:28,229
Hmm. What if she doesn't call?
1224
00:58:29,295 --> 00:58:30,564
She will!
1225
00:58:30,565 --> 00:58:32,066
But what if she doesn't?
1226
00:58:32,067 --> 00:58:34,402
Baby, she will.
Come here. Look.
1227
00:58:34,403 --> 00:58:36,531
You know what?
1228
00:58:36,532 --> 00:58:39,474
If she doesn't call,
you always got me.
1229
00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:40,840
It's not the same.
1230
00:58:40,841 --> 00:58:43,178
- None taken.
- I didn't say, "No offense."
1231
00:58:43,179 --> 00:58:44,678
Yet you should have.
1232
00:58:44,679 --> 00:58:46,013
You know,
we've never not spoken
1233
00:58:46,014 --> 00:58:48,049
on our birthdays
for our entire friendship.
1234
00:58:48,050 --> 00:58:50,085
I don't even think
we've spent one apart.
1235
00:58:50,086 --> 00:58:51,285
Baby...
1236
00:58:51,286 --> 00:58:52,920
she is going to call you.
1237
00:58:52,921 --> 00:58:55,589
Well, what if she's sad
and she needs me?
1238
00:58:55,590 --> 00:58:59,894
Then you both are gonna talk
about all of that
1239
00:58:59,895 --> 00:59:03,897
when she calls. Okay?
1240
00:59:03,898 --> 00:59:06,134
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay. Right.
1241
00:59:06,135 --> 00:59:07,367
Yeah.
1242
00:59:07,368 --> 00:59:08,736
- That's for me? Thank you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1243
00:59:08,737 --> 00:59:10,838
- Mmm! Mmm!
- You're a monster.
1244
00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:15,676
What's up?
1245
00:59:16,510 --> 00:59:17,712
Nothing.
1246
00:59:18,578 --> 00:59:20,014
It's Jane's birthday today
1247
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:22,483
and, I don't know,
we're still in a fight, so...
1248
00:59:22,484 --> 00:59:24,502
- Aw, that sucks.
- Yeah.
1249
00:59:24,503 --> 00:59:26,520
What are you up to tonight?
1250
00:59:26,521 --> 00:59:29,289
Mmm, I may have dinner
with a friend.
1251
00:59:29,290 --> 00:59:32,760
My dumb ex texted me
saying he was in town,
1252
00:59:32,761 --> 00:59:35,030
so he might stop by here.
1253
00:59:35,031 --> 00:59:35,895
Cool.
1254
00:59:35,896 --> 00:59:37,814
Where is this stuff?
1255
00:59:37,815 --> 00:59:39,341
Um, bottom drawer.
1256
00:59:42,903 --> 00:59:45,806
Thank you. You the best.
1257
00:59:56,684 --> 00:59:58,118
Please don't pick up.
1258
00:59:58,119 --> 00:59:59,799
Please don't pick up.
Please don't pick up.
1259
01:00:00,987 --> 01:00:02,655
Hey, it's Jane.
1260
01:00:02,656 --> 01:00:04,325
Leave a message. Thank you.
1261
01:00:05,158 --> 01:00:06,860
Hi, um...
1262
01:00:06,861 --> 01:00:10,130
This is me. Uh, it's Lucy.
1263
01:00:10,131 --> 01:00:13,567
Um... I'm just calling to say,
1264
01:00:13,568 --> 01:00:17,004
uh, happy birthday to you,
1265
01:00:17,005 --> 01:00:21,409
and, um, many,
many great days.
1266
01:00:22,341 --> 01:00:23,843
Uh...
1267
01:00:23,844 --> 01:00:25,762
I hope you're doing good.
1268
01:00:25,763 --> 01:00:27,823
And I will see you soon.
1269
01:00:27,824 --> 01:00:29,884
I mean, talk to you soon.
1270
01:00:29,885 --> 01:00:31,718
Happy birthday.
1271
01:00:33,389 --> 01:00:34,621
You look great.
1272
01:00:34,622 --> 01:00:36,340
- Okay. Look at you.
- I can't believe
1273
01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:38,059
- how long it's been.
- You look so good.
1274
01:00:39,594 --> 01:00:41,362
- You're hilarious.
- Yeah?
1275
01:00:43,095 --> 01:00:47,168
I'm just calling to say
happy birthday to you,
1276
01:00:47,169 --> 01:00:51,072
and, um, many,
many great days.
1277
01:00:51,073 --> 01:00:54,975
Uh, I hope you're doing good.
1278
01:00:54,976 --> 01:00:58,746
And I will see you soon.
I mean, talk to you soon.
1279
01:00:58,747 --> 01:01:00,115
Happy birthday.
1280
01:01:02,681 --> 01:01:04,917
Hi, um, this is me.
1281
01:01:04,918 --> 01:01:07,155
Uh, it's Lucy...
1282
01:01:07,156 --> 01:01:08,588
Jane?
1283
01:01:08,589 --> 01:01:11,059
Hey, when you have a second,
can I see you in my office?
1284
01:01:11,060 --> 01:01:13,328
- Sure. I'll be right there.
- Okay, thanks.
1285
01:01:15,528 --> 01:01:17,197
You guys,
she totally fell for it.
1286
01:01:17,198 --> 01:01:19,400
She's coming. She fell for it.
Here she comes.
1287
01:01:19,401 --> 01:01:22,369
- Surprise!
- Surprise!
1288
01:01:22,370 --> 01:01:25,439
Happy birthday! Make a wish
for London Town.
1289
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,209
I told them no cake,
so I'm not tempted to eat any.
1290
01:01:28,210 --> 01:01:29,610
But I love cake.
1291
01:01:29,611 --> 01:01:30,928
Sorry. I don't want it.
1292
01:01:30,929 --> 01:01:32,246
Can you turn to your left?
1293
01:01:32,247 --> 01:01:34,131
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
1294
01:01:34,132 --> 01:01:36,017
I have a little something
for you.
1295
01:01:36,018 --> 01:01:37,551
A credit
1296
01:01:37,552 --> 01:01:39,920
to the Tate Modern gift shop.
1297
01:01:39,921 --> 01:01:42,190
It's been in my wallet
for about five years.
1298
01:01:42,191 --> 01:01:44,124
Thank you so much, Mr. Davis.
1299
01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:46,093
You deserve it.
Have a safe trip.
1300
01:01:46,094 --> 01:01:48,163
Oh, I don't leave
for another three weeks.
1301
01:01:48,164 --> 01:01:50,298
- I'm gonna say goodbye now.
- Okay.
1302
01:01:51,665 --> 01:01:53,567
- Open it.
- Oh.
1303
01:01:53,568 --> 01:01:55,436
You didn't have to
get me anything.
1304
01:01:59,605 --> 01:02:00,874
Hammock Sanctuary?
1305
01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:02,876
- Have you been?
- No.
1306
01:02:02,877 --> 01:02:04,878
Oh, my God,
you're gonna love it.
1307
01:02:04,879 --> 01:02:06,881
It's a mind-body
new vibes retreat.
1308
01:02:06,882 --> 01:02:08,348
And everything's in a hammock.
1309
01:02:08,349 --> 01:02:09,550
You eat in a hammock,
you sleep in a hammock,
1310
01:02:09,551 --> 01:02:10,617
you live in a hammock.
1311
01:02:10,618 --> 01:02:11,747
You could have that privilege.
1312
01:02:11,748 --> 01:02:13,487
Oh, my! Uh...
1313
01:02:13,488 --> 01:02:15,022
Wh... where is it?
1314
01:02:15,023 --> 01:02:17,124
In the middle of the woods,
totally off the grid.
1315
01:02:17,125 --> 01:02:19,227
And you're not even supposed
to bring your phone,
1316
01:02:19,228 --> 01:02:20,728
but I will for Insta,
obviously,
1317
01:02:20,729 --> 01:02:22,230
'cause I'm not
a fucking psychopath.
1318
01:02:22,231 --> 01:02:25,065
Smile.
Say, "Hammock girls."
1319
01:02:25,066 --> 01:02:27,002
Hammock gir...
I need to hear it.
1320
01:02:27,003 --> 01:02:29,203
Hammock girls.
1321
01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:30,972
All right,
so, is this a cult?
1322
01:02:30,973 --> 01:02:32,372
'Cause it sounds like a cult.
1323
01:02:32,373 --> 01:02:34,874
It was a gift.
What was I supposed to say?
1324
01:02:34,875 --> 01:02:37,312
You say, "No, thank you,
white lady. I'm good."
1325
01:02:43,377 --> 01:02:44,552
Lucy's not here.
1326
01:02:45,552 --> 01:02:47,487
I know. I'm just...
1327
01:02:47,488 --> 01:02:49,389
- looking at...
- What?
1328
01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:51,292
- ...something.
- Okay.
1329
01:02:54,127 --> 01:02:56,264
I think it's nice
that she called.
1330
01:02:58,098 --> 01:03:00,168
Maybe you should
call her back.
1331
01:03:02,402 --> 01:03:04,038
I think you should.
1332
01:03:04,039 --> 01:03:06,874
She doesn't even know
that I'm leaving earlier.
1333
01:03:06,875 --> 01:03:09,343
You should tell her.
1334
01:03:09,344 --> 01:03:11,879
- Did you already tell her?
- Me?
1335
01:03:12,445 --> 01:03:14,549
No! Nah. Mmm-mmm.
1336
01:03:14,550 --> 01:03:15,916
Mmm-mmm.
1337
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:19,054
You're being weird.
Why are you being weird?
1338
01:03:19,055 --> 01:03:21,622
Why is everyone
being so fucking weird?
1339
01:03:21,623 --> 01:03:23,558
What?
1340
01:03:23,559 --> 01:03:25,692
I don't know. I...
1341
01:03:25,693 --> 01:03:28,295
don't think I could go.
1342
01:03:28,296 --> 01:03:31,199
That's fine.
You can come later.
1343
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,933
Yeah.
1344
01:03:32,934 --> 01:03:36,236
- Fine. That's fine.
- What?
1345
01:03:36,237 --> 01:03:39,106
I don't think I could go.
1346
01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:41,977
I just said
you can come whenever.
1347
01:03:44,911 --> 01:03:46,281
I mean "go."
1348
01:03:47,113 --> 01:03:49,584
Like... at all.
1349
01:03:51,317 --> 01:03:53,188
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- What are you talking about?
1350
01:03:53,189 --> 01:03:54,589
I don't want to talk
about this right now.
1351
01:03:54,590 --> 01:03:55,990
Well, you're already
talking about it,
1352
01:03:55,991 --> 01:03:59,060
so...
can you please continue?
1353
01:03:59,061 --> 01:04:02,097
My life... is here.
1354
01:04:03,662 --> 01:04:06,935
- I'm part of your life.
- Yes, yes. Of course.
1355
01:04:06,936 --> 01:04:10,204
I just mean... my job.
1356
01:04:10,205 --> 01:04:14,175
And my family and my friends.
1357
01:04:18,944 --> 01:04:21,482
You didn't even ask me
if I wanted to go.
1358
01:04:22,916 --> 01:04:25,452
You just assumed I would.
1359
01:04:25,453 --> 01:04:29,157
Ah, fuck it. I've just been
thinking about this so much.
1360
01:04:29,158 --> 01:04:31,159
And I love you,
and I want to be with you.
1361
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:33,527
I really do, but...
1362
01:04:33,528 --> 01:04:36,764
I don't think
I could do it there.
1363
01:04:36,765 --> 01:04:40,001
Maybe, you know,
after a year I'll go.
1364
01:04:40,002 --> 01:04:42,203
Or maybe you'll come back,
1365
01:04:42,870 --> 01:04:44,239
make it work.
1366
01:04:56,116 --> 01:04:58,019
Have a great celebration.
1367
01:06:15,657 --> 01:06:17,197
Hey.
1368
01:06:17,198 --> 01:06:19,433
- Hi.
- You got a sec?
1369
01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:22,637
Yeah, I sure do.
I'm here till 5:00.
1370
01:06:22,638 --> 01:06:24,438
Um...
1371
01:06:24,439 --> 01:06:28,125
I just wanted to talk to you
to let you know...
1372
01:06:28,126 --> 01:06:31,811
that I'm gonna be going
to Portland in a month.
1373
01:06:31,812 --> 01:06:35,750
Yeah, and I'll probably be
there for a little while.
1374
01:06:37,083 --> 01:06:38,986
Great.
1375
01:06:38,987 --> 01:06:40,554
- For the ex?
- Yeah.
1376
01:06:40,555 --> 01:06:44,359
I don't know if we're, like...
getting back together
1377
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,023
or if this is the worst idea
in the world...
1378
01:06:48,696 --> 01:06:51,132
But I just... I wanted
to tell you because...
1379
01:06:51,133 --> 01:06:52,900
It's okay. Yeah.
1380
01:06:52,901 --> 01:06:54,669
Well, 'cause you...
1381
01:06:56,931 --> 01:06:58,806
'Cause you make the schedule.
1382
01:06:59,534 --> 01:07:01,108
Right.
1383
01:07:01,109 --> 01:07:03,744
Yeah. Mmm-hmm. Thank you.
1384
01:07:04,544 --> 01:07:07,130
- Are we okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
1385
01:07:07,131 --> 01:07:09,717
- Yeah, we're okay.
- Okay.
1386
01:07:09,718 --> 01:07:11,047
Cool.
1387
01:07:13,119 --> 01:07:14,188
Love ya.
1388
01:08:09,909 --> 01:08:11,145
Are you serious?
1389
01:08:15,482 --> 01:08:16,551
Wow.
1390
01:08:17,284 --> 01:08:19,115
I wasn't expecting that.
1391
01:08:20,220 --> 01:08:21,589
Are you sure?
1392
01:08:22,822 --> 01:08:26,894
And you're just realizing
this recently?
1393
01:08:28,128 --> 01:08:31,232
I think I've known
for a while.
1394
01:08:32,894 --> 01:08:34,835
Have you been with girls?
1395
01:08:34,836 --> 01:08:36,904
Mmm-hmm. One.
1396
01:08:37,904 --> 01:08:39,274
Did you like it?
1397
01:08:41,974 --> 01:08:45,914
I think maybe I liked it
a little bit more than she did.
1398
01:08:45,915 --> 01:08:47,081
Mmm.
1399
01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:48,749
Do you want me to destroy her?
1400
01:08:50,251 --> 01:08:52,220
I'm not really sure
what to say.
1401
01:08:54,020 --> 01:08:56,272
You can say anything.
1402
01:08:56,273 --> 01:08:58,525
So, do you have a type?
1403
01:08:58,526 --> 01:09:01,395
No. I don't know.
1404
01:09:01,396 --> 01:09:04,265
I like brunettes
with long hair
1405
01:09:04,266 --> 01:09:06,450
who are attracted to women.
1406
01:09:06,451 --> 01:09:08,635
It's funny,
1407
01:09:08,636 --> 01:09:10,305
I always felt like
you treated me
1408
01:09:10,306 --> 01:09:11,838
like your gay best friend.
1409
01:09:11,839 --> 01:09:13,908
But, uh, it turns out
you're mine.
1410
01:09:13,909 --> 01:09:15,775
Oh, I'm sorry.
1411
01:09:15,776 --> 01:09:17,361
I'm sorry that I...
1412
01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:21,316
couldn't tell you.
1413
01:09:22,482 --> 01:09:24,219
I'm sorry about the girl.
1414
01:09:25,886 --> 01:09:27,255
It's all good.
1415
01:09:30,156 --> 01:09:31,526
Good night, Ben.
1416
01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,828
Come on.
1417
01:09:36,933 --> 01:09:42,370
♪ True love will find you
In the end ♪
1418
01:09:46,805 --> 01:09:51,679
♪ You'll find out
Just who was your friend ♪
1419
01:09:56,183 --> 01:09:58,152
♪ Don't be sad ♪
1420
01:09:58,153 --> 01:10:00,421
♪ I know you will... ♪
1421
01:10:00,422 --> 01:10:02,689
Oh, my aunt is a nurse.
1422
01:10:02,690 --> 01:10:04,559
That's... I don't know
how you guys do it.
1423
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:06,660
I'm not cool with needles.
1424
01:10:06,661 --> 01:10:09,764
Oh, but it's so satisfying
when you get the vein.
1425
01:10:09,765 --> 01:10:11,098
Right.
1426
01:10:11,099 --> 01:10:14,269
♪ True love will find you
In the end... ♪
1427
01:10:14,270 --> 01:10:16,304
So, what do you do?
1428
01:10:16,305 --> 01:10:18,270
Um, I'm...
1429
01:10:18,271 --> 01:10:20,236
I'm an artist.
1430
01:10:27,047 --> 01:10:28,646
Bathroom.
1431
01:10:28,647 --> 01:10:30,483
Whoa!
1432
01:10:30,484 --> 01:10:32,118
I'm fine. I'm fine.
1433
01:10:32,119 --> 01:10:33,754
Oh, shit.
1434
01:10:36,889 --> 01:10:42,463
♪ 'Cause true love
Is searching too... ♪
1435
01:10:45,633 --> 01:10:48,036
I would fuck Helen Mirren
and I'd kill Angelina.
1436
01:10:48,037 --> 01:10:49,470
You would fuck Helen Mirren?
1437
01:10:49,471 --> 01:10:51,305
That's crazy.
1438
01:10:51,306 --> 01:10:52,907
- No, I'll get it.
- No!
1439
01:10:54,342 --> 01:10:56,911
Uh, no, I'm gonna get it.
You can get the next one.
1440
01:10:57,744 --> 01:10:58,744
Okay.
1441
01:10:59,612 --> 01:11:01,649
We can go for a small pizza.
1442
01:11:01,650 --> 01:11:02,582
Wow.
1443
01:11:02,583 --> 01:11:04,468
That's generous of you.
1444
01:11:04,469 --> 01:11:06,353
But no sides, okay?
1445
01:11:06,354 --> 01:11:10,090
Just tap water. That's it.
1446
01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:15,696
♪ True love will find you
In the end ♪
1447
01:11:17,597 --> 01:11:20,334
♪ Are you ready
For the weekend of your life? ♪
1448
01:11:20,335 --> 01:11:22,920
♪ With the hammock
Come with me to a hammock ♪
1449
01:11:22,921 --> 01:11:25,548
♪ Have a hammock
Sit in a hammock ♪
1450
01:11:25,549 --> 01:11:28,176
♪ Enjoy it
Are you ready? ♪
1451
01:11:28,177 --> 01:11:30,044
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
1452
01:11:37,850 --> 01:11:42,657
Welcome... to the Hammock Sanctuary.
1453
01:11:42,658 --> 01:11:45,927
Like the bosoms
of our foremothers,
1454
01:11:45,928 --> 01:11:49,930
the hammock cradles us.
1455
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:53,601
If the trees of the forest
are our legs...
1456
01:11:54,534 --> 01:11:57,737
the hammock is our vulva.
1457
01:11:57,738 --> 01:12:01,391
Let's close our eyes
and allow ourselves
1458
01:12:01,392 --> 01:12:05,046
to be enveloped
by our mesh cocoons.
1459
01:12:07,347 --> 01:12:10,300
We are all seeds
of the universe,
1460
01:12:10,301 --> 01:12:13,254
and soon we will
begin to bloom.
1461
01:12:21,627 --> 01:12:23,359
Let's close our eyes.
1462
01:12:25,398 --> 01:12:26,767
Let's close them.
1463
01:12:28,267 --> 01:12:30,453
- And we'll close them.
- Okay.
1464
01:12:30,454 --> 01:12:32,640
- Okay, close your eyes.
- I will.
1465
01:12:32,641 --> 01:12:34,442
Well, you're not closing them.
1466
01:12:35,708 --> 01:12:38,413
As we open our throat chakra,
1467
01:12:38,414 --> 01:12:41,416
I encourage you all
1468
01:12:41,417 --> 01:12:44,418
to release your voice
1469
01:12:44,419 --> 01:12:47,288
as ferociously
as the Vishuddha...
1470
01:12:47,289 --> 01:12:50,158
...will allow.
1471
01:12:54,227 --> 01:12:56,162
That was nice, Kat.
1472
01:12:58,099 --> 01:12:59,517
Would it help if I rocked you?
1473
01:12:59,518 --> 01:13:00,935
No, I'm okay, thank you.
1474
01:13:00,936 --> 01:13:03,104
- Let me rock you.
- I'm good.
1475
01:13:03,105 --> 01:13:05,006
It'd be best if I rocked you.
1476
01:13:07,108 --> 01:13:09,476
You need to let it out.
It's in here.
1477
01:13:09,477 --> 01:13:11,479
It's right in there.
1478
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:13,081
It needs to come out.
1479
01:13:18,753 --> 01:13:21,589
Okay, well... Jesus Christ.
1480
01:14:18,979 --> 01:14:20,047
Hi.
1481
01:14:29,688 --> 01:14:30,891
What are you gonna get?
1482
01:14:31,758 --> 01:14:33,793
Um., maybe an omelet.
1483
01:14:33,794 --> 01:14:35,997
- That sounds good.
- Mmm.
1484
01:14:37,330 --> 01:14:38,732
You girls ready?
1485
01:14:38,733 --> 01:14:41,502
Yeah. May I have an omelet
with tomato and spinach?
1486
01:14:41,503 --> 01:14:44,272
- Mmm-hmm.
- Please. And an iced coffee.
1487
01:14:44,273 --> 01:14:45,940
Thank you.
1488
01:14:45,941 --> 01:14:48,876
I'll do the Chinese chicken
salad and a green tea. Thanks.
1489
01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:51,928
No more veggie burgers?
1490
01:14:51,929 --> 01:14:54,356
Just switching it up.
1491
01:14:54,357 --> 01:14:56,784
Wild!
1492
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,021
So, when do you leave?
1493
01:15:02,022 --> 01:15:03,724
I'm going early, actually.
1494
01:15:03,725 --> 01:15:05,493
I leave next week.
1495
01:15:05,494 --> 01:15:07,261
Next... Wow, that's...
1496
01:15:07,262 --> 01:15:09,797
What made you want to do that?
1497
01:15:09,798 --> 01:15:11,916
Danny's not going anymore.
1498
01:15:11,917 --> 01:15:14,034
You and I were in a fight.
1499
01:15:14,035 --> 01:15:17,072
It's easier to leave than deal
with those things, I suppose.
1500
01:15:17,073 --> 01:15:18,739
Danny's not going?
1501
01:15:19,707 --> 01:15:21,475
Why? What happened?
1502
01:15:21,476 --> 01:15:24,345
He said
he likes his life here.
1503
01:15:24,346 --> 01:15:26,781
Which is fine.
1504
01:15:28,615 --> 01:15:31,486
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
1505
01:15:31,487 --> 01:15:32,921
It's fine.
1506
01:15:34,220 --> 01:15:35,855
It's fine.
1507
01:15:35,856 --> 01:15:37,825
What have you been up to?
1508
01:15:38,892 --> 01:15:40,427
Well, I... I quit the spa.
1509
01:15:40,428 --> 01:15:44,132
Holy shit! That's amazing, Lucy.
Good for you.
1510
01:15:44,133 --> 01:15:46,634
Thanks.
I started painting again.
1511
01:15:46,635 --> 01:15:48,136
- Really?
- Mmm-hmm.
1512
01:15:48,137 --> 01:15:49,304
That's great!
1513
01:15:51,170 --> 01:15:53,840
And I've been
on some girl dates.
1514
01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:56,243
What?
You don't start with that?
1515
01:15:56,244 --> 01:15:58,229
- I'm just taking it slow.
- Wow!
1516
01:15:58,230 --> 01:16:00,223
Okay,
you're playing it so cool.
1517
01:16:00,224 --> 01:16:02,217
What happened
with BB Brit-Brit?
1518
01:16:02,218 --> 01:16:04,285
Oh, BB Brit-Brit, yes.
1519
01:16:04,286 --> 01:16:06,353
Um, she's straight.
1520
01:16:06,354 --> 01:16:08,656
Ah, I doubt that very much.
1521
01:16:10,256 --> 01:16:11,658
Yeah.
1522
01:16:11,659 --> 01:16:12,993
We had a try-on party.
1523
01:16:12,994 --> 01:16:15,591
- That is not a thing.
- It is a thing.
1524
01:16:15,592 --> 01:16:17,664
Okay, did you make out?
1525
01:16:17,665 --> 01:16:19,366
Did you make out?
1526
01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:22,503
You may ask me some questions
that I will say yes or no to.
1527
01:16:22,504 --> 01:16:24,305
Okay. Boobs in mouth?
1528
01:16:24,306 --> 01:16:25,872
Wow. Um, yes.
1529
01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:27,107
Did you go down on her?
1530
01:16:27,108 --> 01:16:29,743
- No.
- Did she go down on you?
1531
01:16:29,744 --> 01:16:32,146
- Yes.
- Um, did you finger-bang her?
1532
01:16:32,147 --> 01:16:34,515
- Oh, my God.
- Butt stuff? Any butt stuff?
1533
01:16:34,516 --> 01:16:36,884
What? Butt stuff?
Jane, that is hardcore.
1534
01:16:36,885 --> 01:16:38,753
You definitely did butt stuff.
1535
01:16:39,753 --> 01:16:41,255
- No.
- Yeah!
1536
01:16:41,256 --> 01:16:43,023
Oh, my God. We don't need
to talk about it.
1537
01:16:43,024 --> 01:16:46,294
I just can't believe
I missed all of this.
1538
01:16:49,897 --> 01:16:51,898
I'm... I'm...
1539
01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:54,369
I'm really sorry, Lucy.
1540
01:16:57,204 --> 01:17:00,308
- You don't have to apologize.
- Yes, I do.
1541
01:17:00,309 --> 01:17:01,976
And I really am.
1542
01:17:01,977 --> 01:17:05,346
I was just...
I don't know, I was...
1543
01:17:05,347 --> 01:17:06,780
I was frustrated.
1544
01:17:06,781 --> 01:17:09,384
You were so stuck,
I was just trying to help.
1545
01:17:09,385 --> 01:17:10,985
Yeah, I know.
1546
01:17:10,986 --> 01:17:12,487
I don't know
why I've always been
1547
01:17:12,488 --> 01:17:13,989
so set on solving
your problems.
1548
01:17:13,990 --> 01:17:16,190
Hmm. Hmm.
1549
01:17:16,191 --> 01:17:18,359
May I venture a guess?
1550
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:19,654
Have at it.
1551
01:17:19,655 --> 01:17:22,462
I think that perhaps,
I don't know,
1552
01:17:22,463 --> 01:17:26,567
maybe it's easier to focus
on someone else's problems
1553
01:17:26,568 --> 01:17:28,802
than face your own,
1554
01:17:28,803 --> 01:17:32,539
and perhaps
there's some control issues
1555
01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:35,671
from being forced to move here
when you were a teenager.
1556
01:17:35,672 --> 01:17:37,644
No, that's not it.
1557
01:17:37,645 --> 01:17:39,347
Oh, yeah, that's not it?
1558
01:17:41,582 --> 01:17:43,383
I took you for granted.
1559
01:17:43,384 --> 01:17:46,086
I don't know why it took
swinging in a dirty hammock
1560
01:17:46,087 --> 01:17:48,789
for me to realize that
I really fucking need you.
1561
01:17:48,790 --> 01:17:50,290
Oh, I hate this!
1562
01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:51,960
I feel like I've skipped
a whole season of your life.
1563
01:17:51,961 --> 01:17:53,327
What am I gonna miss
1564
01:17:53,328 --> 01:17:54,595
when I'm on the other side
of the world?
1565
01:17:54,596 --> 01:17:56,964
Probably butt stuff.
1566
01:17:56,965 --> 01:17:59,734
{\an8}Okay, can we figure out
when you'll visit?
1567
01:17:59,735 --> 01:18:01,569
Yeah, I'll come
when you get settled.
1568
01:18:01,570 --> 01:18:03,403
In two weeks?
1569
01:18:03,404 --> 01:18:05,122
Jane, you're gonna be okay.
1570
01:18:05,123 --> 01:18:06,841
You're gonna love being there.
1571
01:18:06,842 --> 01:18:08,408
It's your home.
1572
01:18:08,409 --> 01:18:11,178
I mean, you speak the language.
That's good.
1573
01:18:11,179 --> 01:18:14,415
You make super-annoying
friends, like, really easily.
1574
01:18:14,416 --> 01:18:16,517
You're gonna find a new me in,
like, a week.
1575
01:18:16,518 --> 01:18:19,353
I will never find a new you.
1576
01:18:19,354 --> 01:18:21,422
I don't wanna miss
your first girlfriend.
1577
01:18:24,023 --> 01:18:25,560
Do you have a ride
to the airport?
1578
01:18:25,561 --> 01:18:27,011
Do you want me to take you?
1579
01:18:27,012 --> 01:18:28,462
No, you are a terrible driver.
1580
01:18:28,463 --> 01:18:32,533
I'm not. I feel that I'm actually a really good driver.
One car...
1581
01:18:32,534 --> 01:18:35,370
You have to see what's going
on behind you right now.
1582
01:18:37,238 --> 01:18:39,239
Oh, my God! Wow!
1583
01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:41,909
The whole thing? I've never
thought of doing that.
1584
01:18:41,910 --> 01:18:44,779
- But I will now.
- That is great.
1585
01:18:51,317 --> 01:18:53,120
Whoo! London Town!
1586
01:18:53,121 --> 01:18:56,490
- You sound like Kat.
- Wow.
1587
01:18:56,491 --> 01:19:00,528
That's actually the meanest
thing you've ever said to me.
1588
01:19:00,529 --> 01:19:02,697
And you've said some really
fucked-up shit.
1589
01:19:02,698 --> 01:19:04,760
Oh.
1590
01:19:06,260 --> 01:19:07,268
Yeah.
1591
01:19:09,669 --> 01:19:10,939
Okay.
1592
01:19:15,007 --> 01:19:17,912
- Cheer up, buttercup.
- Oh, please. No.
1593
01:19:20,180 --> 01:19:21,348
Oh.
1594
01:19:21,349 --> 01:19:22,816
Is it still broken?
1595
01:19:22,817 --> 01:19:25,085
I thought you got that fixed.
1596
01:19:25,086 --> 01:19:27,555
Yeah, well, you just have
to open it from the inside.
1597
01:19:27,556 --> 01:19:28,989
It's not broken.
1598
01:19:28,990 --> 01:19:31,259
That sounds really safe.
1599
01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:33,194
Okay!
1600
01:19:33,793 --> 01:19:35,329
Here we go.
1601
01:19:35,330 --> 01:19:37,532
- Oh!
- Oh, Jesus! Shall we swap?
1602
01:19:38,765 --> 01:19:40,135
That's it.
1603
01:19:43,139 --> 01:19:44,238
Okay.
1604
01:19:44,239 --> 01:19:47,191
- Whoo!
- Jesus!
1605
01:19:52,612 --> 01:19:54,214
Why are you smiling?
1606
01:19:54,215 --> 01:19:58,419
Um... What?
Because I'm happy for you.
1607
01:19:58,420 --> 01:20:00,355
This is really exciting.
1608
01:20:04,818 --> 01:20:07,194
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm great.
1609
01:20:07,195 --> 01:20:09,496
I'm also... You know,
I'm happy for me, too.
1610
01:20:09,497 --> 01:20:11,799
Because I won't be here
to boss you around?
1611
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:15,003
No, because
I'm coming with you.
1612
01:20:15,004 --> 01:20:16,436
- What?
- I'm coming.
1613
01:20:16,437 --> 01:20:20,675
I'm gonna come on this plane
to London Town.
1614
01:20:20,676 --> 01:20:22,242
What are you talking about?
1615
01:20:22,243 --> 01:20:24,012
I know that you really like
to tell me what I need,
1616
01:20:24,013 --> 01:20:27,165
but I know what you need also.
1617
01:20:27,166 --> 01:20:30,317
And that is me, so I'm coming
1618
01:20:30,318 --> 01:20:33,388
for emotional support
and overall encouragement.
1619
01:20:33,389 --> 01:20:35,573
- Are you serious?
- Well, yes!
1620
01:20:35,574 --> 01:20:37,683
You had shaky voice
at the diner.
1621
01:20:37,684 --> 01:20:39,793
No, I didn't. It was the wind.
1622
01:20:39,794 --> 01:20:42,964
- You were trembling.
- How long are you gonna stay?
1623
01:20:42,965 --> 01:20:44,531
Well, I don't know.
1624
01:20:44,532 --> 01:20:47,668
Maybe a fortnight. That means
two weeks in England.
1625
01:20:47,669 --> 01:20:49,703
- Okay?
- Yeah, I know what a fortnight is.
1626
01:20:49,704 --> 01:20:51,739
It's just to get you settled,
you know?
1627
01:20:51,740 --> 01:20:53,407
This is crazy!
1628
01:20:53,408 --> 01:20:55,842
And I brought you a muffin.
1629
01:20:55,843 --> 01:20:58,579
You can have half when we take off
and half over New York.
1630
01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:01,996
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God!
1631
01:21:01,997 --> 01:21:03,841
We're going to London
together.
1632
01:21:03,842 --> 01:21:05,685
I know. It's great. Hey, no.
1633
01:21:05,686 --> 01:21:09,790
I said half when we take off
and half over New York.
1634
01:21:09,791 --> 01:21:11,191
You're so bossy.
1635
01:21:11,192 --> 01:21:13,094
Yeah, well, that's who
I am now. I'm in charge.
1636
01:21:13,095 --> 01:21:15,063
What are you gonna do
with your car?
1637
01:21:17,531 --> 01:21:19,233
Oh.
1638
01:21:19,234 --> 01:21:22,236
Um, I'm gonna,
uh, park it.
1639
01:21:22,237 --> 01:21:23,738
What about your passport?
1640
01:21:23,739 --> 01:21:25,605
I have it in my bag.
1641
01:21:25,606 --> 01:21:28,343
- Has it expired?
- They expire?
1642
01:21:28,344 --> 01:21:29,794
Do you have luggage?
1643
01:21:29,795 --> 01:21:31,245
I have a carry-on.
1644
01:21:31,246 --> 01:21:33,280
You're gonna need
a warmer jacket than that.
1645
01:21:33,281 --> 01:21:35,316
No. Okay, that's enough.
No more talking.
1646
01:22:03,576 --> 01:22:08,415
♪ In Los Ageless
The winter never comes ♪
1647
01:22:08,416 --> 01:22:12,220
♪ In Los Ageless
The mothers milk their young ♪
1648
01:22:12,221 --> 01:22:14,521
♪ But I can keep running ♪
1649
01:22:14,522 --> 01:22:17,292
♪ No, I can keep running ♪
1650
01:22:22,895 --> 01:22:27,701
♪ The Los Ageless
Hang out by the bar ♪
1651
01:22:27,702 --> 01:22:31,539
♪ Burn the pages
Of unwritten memoirs ♪
1652
01:22:31,540 --> 01:22:34,041
♪ But I can keep running ♪
1653
01:22:34,042 --> 01:22:37,245
♪ No, I can keep running ♪
1654
01:22:42,215 --> 01:22:44,584
♪ How can anybody have you? ♪
1655
01:22:44,585 --> 01:22:46,886
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you? ♪
1656
01:22:46,887 --> 01:22:49,539
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you ♪
1657
01:22:49,540 --> 01:22:51,917
♪ And not lose
Their minds, too? ♪
1658
01:22:51,918 --> 01:22:54,294
♪ How can anybody have you? ♪
1659
01:22:54,295 --> 01:22:56,830
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you? ♪
1660
01:22:56,831 --> 01:22:59,650
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you ♪
1661
01:22:59,651 --> 01:23:02,470
♪ And not lose
Their minds, too? ♪
1662
01:23:03,003 --> 01:23:04,705
♪ Oh ♪
1663
01:23:09,307 --> 01:23:14,314
♪ The last days
Of the sunset superstars ♪
1664
01:23:14,315 --> 01:23:18,086
♪ Girls in cages
Playing their guitars ♪
1665
01:23:18,087 --> 01:23:20,220
♪ But how can I leave? ♪
1666
01:23:20,221 --> 01:23:24,559
♪ I just follow the hood
Of my car ♪
1667
01:23:28,728 --> 01:23:33,167
♪ In Los Ageless
The waves, they never break ♪
1668
01:23:33,168 --> 01:23:37,305
♪ They build and build until
You don't have no escape ♪
1669
01:23:37,306 --> 01:23:39,439
♪ But how can I leave? ♪
1670
01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:44,112
♪ I just follow my hood
To the sea ♪
1671
01:23:44,113 --> 01:23:46,481
♪ Go to sleep ♪
1672
01:23:48,048 --> 01:23:49,883
♪ How can anybody have you? ♪
1673
01:23:49,884 --> 01:23:52,686
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you? ♪
1674
01:23:52,687 --> 01:23:55,506
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you ♪
1675
01:23:55,507 --> 01:23:58,326
♪ And not lose
Their minds, too? ♪
1676
01:23:58,892 --> 01:24:00,427
♪ Oh ♪
1677
01:24:00,428 --> 01:24:04,965
♪ Oh my Lord
Oh, we really did it now ♪
1678
01:24:04,966 --> 01:24:09,004
♪ I'm a monster
And you're my sacred cow ♪
1679
01:24:09,005 --> 01:24:11,271
♪ But I can keep running ♪
1680
01:24:11,272 --> 01:24:14,142
♪ No, I can keep on running ♪
1681
01:24:14,143 --> 01:24:15,742
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1682
01:24:15,743 --> 01:24:18,313
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1683
01:24:19,412 --> 01:24:21,681
♪ How can anybody have you? ♪
1684
01:24:21,682 --> 01:24:24,384
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you? ♪
1685
01:24:24,385 --> 01:24:26,820
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you ♪
1686
01:24:26,821 --> 01:24:29,223
♪ And not lose
Their minds, too? ♪
1687
01:24:29,224 --> 01:24:31,625
♪ How can anybody have you? ♪
1688
01:24:31,626 --> 01:24:34,061
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you? ♪
1689
01:24:34,062 --> 01:24:36,331
♪ How can anybody have you
And lose you ♪
1690
01:24:36,332 --> 01:24:40,936
♪ And not lose their minds? ♪
1691
01:24:40,937 --> 01:24:42,503
♪ Oh ♪